Bisexual, Finn McCormick finally gets to leave the hospital after a car accident a few weeks before. His fancy blue hair is fading and his roots are horrendous, but he wouldn't know that, would he? Because Finny has recently been proclaimed legally blind. Patrick hates queers. But he tries to change that when his beloved brother, Caleb, comes out as gay to his family. One of Caleb's best friends, Finn, confuses him to no end. With scarred eyes and a gimp hand, you'd think little Finny would be helpless and vulnerable; NOT strong willed and independent. Intrigued by the blue haired boy, Pat tries even harder to drop his hatred of gays. But will he be able? Old habits die hard. (lol not my best summary. i'll try to fix later perhaps)

What would you do if you were gay and lived with a VERY homophobic, religious family? Caleb is the most adorable boy you'll ever meet. At almost 17 years old, Caleb's so far in the closet, he's explored Narnia for so long, he's practically lost in that vagina-like wardrobe. Only his best friend, Chelsea, knows about his preference for sausage. When the sexy Tyler Winters moves in next door, the condoms come out and secrets are told. Can Caleb keep his secret from his loving, intolerant family? Will Tyler stop playing around and get serious, despite a rough past?