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Hi, My name is Michele Daniella Calebs. Well it use to be now its Michele Daniella Cullen. You want to know my story... Here it is.

T W I L I G H T // E D W A R D C. "And so the lion fell in love with the lamb" and together they became the lion and the lioness.

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She's allowed the world to make her stone cold, but now can the office heartthrob melt away the ice surrounding her heart? Can her best friend save her from a life of ice?

[[Highest Ranking: #820 in Humor]] Marco iz B O R E D!

*COMPLETE* Only Ferb knows how he feels. Only Ferb knows that he would give it all up for her. This is Phineas's side of the story. Apart from being oblivious, he does feel something for his raven haired best friend. When they accidentally go back to the Second Demension, he doesn't know how he feels towards her sudden attraction to the other him.

"I hate you." "I hate you more." Yes, Dipper and Pacifica "hates" each other because they seem to be completely opposites. But what if one suddenly forms a secret crush on the other? And what if the hatred was just little white lies?

This story is my own AU! After the death of Dipper and Mabel's father, them and their mother move up to Gravity Falls because their Great Uncles Stan and Ford (Ford never went through the portal) are willing to help them out. But on the day they move in Dipper meets an amazing girl named Pacifica, who happens to be their next door. Will they become an item? Read to find out. NOTE: Gravity Falls is owned by Disney and Alex Hirsch.

{This story takes place when the characters are teenagers. Plus, everybody's the same age.} Dipper and Pacifica have been hanging out. The more time she spends with him, the more she likes him. But Candy also likes Dipper. {WARNING: A LITTLE BIT OF DRAMA AND CHEESINESS IS IN STORE} *****I DO NOT OWN THE GRAVITY FALLS CHARACTERS OR ANY OF ITS DISNEY AFFILIATES! ALL OTHER CHARACTERS NOT MENTIONED IN THE SHOW ARE MINE*****