I'm not perfect. I self harm, I'm bullied, and I don't have friends. I'm an orphan. My parents died in a bank robbery when I was 1 and I lived with my Nana for a year. She died of old age and I was sent to a foster home. I was there from age 2 through 12. Then two men, Dan Howell and Phil Lester aka my favourite YouTubers, came to adopt. They saved me. And they just keep doing it? Completed February 1st 2016 Second Book- Perfectly Imperfect Third Book- The Perfect Moment TRIGGER WARNING MENTION OF SELF-HARM AND SUICIDE SEPTEMBER 17--- UNDER CONSTRUCTION

The title says it...that's what your here for right?! Mostly smut! You will probably only see the one fluff in this book! >Alyssa

I don't know wtf I'm doing anymore I'm just a girl who is bored and wants to write stuff. They may be terrible just to let you know.

" we're friends right? well, you can't really tell me otherwise anyway, which is probably why we're friends. " Or the story of an overenthusiastic boy called Phil, who has trouble shutting up, and a reluctantly mute boy called Dan, who's life is falling apart, and how they both come to realise that sometimes - actions can speak louder than words.

You're special. Vampires can be dangerous violent towards humans... But is this one diffrent? Who knows?

The ginger kitten

where dan is a struggling music artist and phil is a cocky, successful and a sexually frustrated producer ; copyright © 2016 ; highest ranking #5

Rage. Regret. Death.

Just another danfiction because why not. Please ignore the first few chapters as they are cringe.