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Not all Blondes do Backflips by CrayonChomper
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Stereotypes. I hate them. On my first day at my new school, a girl in a blue and white cheerleader's uniform told me I 'looked like a cheerleader' and asked me to come to tryouts. I almost decked her. Blonde hair and blue eyes do not a cheerleader make. Cheerleaders can be bitchy and mean but they can also act all happy and excited and they can drool and swoon over Finn Wallace – the hands-down hottest guy in school – like there's no tomorrow. Me? Well, I'm just bitchy and mean. So someone please tell me why Finn Wallace is suddenly chasing after me? *This is NOT a Bridgit Mendler fan fiction* Copyright © 2013 CrayonChomper
He Was A Dog When I Left, I Swear! by MillionLaughsAMinute
MillionLaughsAMinute
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"I can't really remember much before I was four," I admitted, shrugging my shoulders. "Four seems to be where I stop." He nodded, digging his teeth into his lower lip as he stepped in front of the window, as if to protect us both from someone looking in. "I'm going to tell you the truth, Blue, and you've got to promise not to freak out." And it was at that point that I realised. I was most definitely going to freak out. [cover by _Tantalicious_]
Once Upon A Push by istolethecookiez
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She didn't fall, she was pushed. Let me explain more, yeah? She was pushed, by her best friends, into a guy- but not just any guy. Cyrus Angelo, the infamous Cyrus Angelo. Maverly Perkins is full of witty comebacks, a loud laugh, and has a fierce attitude. Love doesn't come easy to her but does it to anyone? Just as Maverly is giving up on guys, due to a past experience with a jerk, she's pushed into something she doesn't want to get involved with, literally. No, not something- more like someone; Cyrus Angelo to be exact. But somethings different about him; her usual witty and sarcastic comments become stutters and nervous babbling. What is this feeling in the pit of her stomach? A crush? Love? Of course not. Cyrus Angelo- those are the two words that make guys run and girls swoon. No one talks to him, threatens him, touches him, or talks back to him. The last time any one of these things happened; someone ended up in a hospital for 6 weeks in the intensive care unit. But what happens when Maverly breaks all those rules... within a 2 minute period? After a promise to 'see her later,' too many awkward moments to count, crazy parties where a few people get drunk and tell their life story in full detail, funny experiences of falling, failing, and fighting, terrible flirting, and stupid games of truth or dare- Who knows what could happen? And to think it all started with a push. --- THIS COVER WAS MADE BY A FAN.
Auditions for Liam Payne's Girlfriend by cabaeo
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Mareen is an 18 year old soon to be actress. She just graduated high school and didn't have any money for university. What happens when she goes for an audition for a part of a commercial but something else happens? She gets the part, but one that she didn't expect. Liam Payne. Nineteen, handsome, and did I mention, in the worlds biggest boyband right now, One Direction! Just getting over his last girlfriend, Danielle Peazer. One of his best mates, Niall Horan, worries a lot for him and talks to Simon Cowell about his crazy idea. Will it work out? ©natalia l. cover by -lanadelrey
Say You're Just A Friend >> Our2ndLife by One_City
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Ace EverGreen is your normal -almost- twenty year old. Beside's the fact that her three best friends are two year's younger then she is and have a famous YouTube channel, she lives at her aunt and uncle's house, she talks to different people on the internet from the US to England, and she a famous blogger, then yeah, I guess she's normal. Along the line's of her three best friends, Talia, Kian and Sam, she has four other best friends, that lives in different states then she does. Last year she met all of them in person when they came over for three week's after VidCon. These four friend's are youtubers by the names of Ricky Dillion, Jc Caylen, Ricardo Ordieres, and Connor Franta. Connor and Ace have been talking every since Connor posted his first video in 2010. A lot has changed since then, and so has Ace's feelings for Connor. From Ace thinking Connor was 'just a friend' in 2010, then she realised that she might like Connor more then just a friend in 2011. When they met in the summer of 2012, Ace found out how much she loves him. Now, in the summer of 2013, Ace is aloud to go to VidCon with Sam, Kian, and Talia. But her aunt and uncle goes on a 'family trip' for two, when VidCon is happening, and when everyone goes over to Sam's house for the three weeks. Ace doesn't want to go with her 'family', so she doesn't. Ace try's her best to hide that she likes Connor, but maybe she's trying to hard. Maybe so hard, that someone might find out. The only three people that know's Ace likes Connor is Kian, Sam, and Talia. Maybe Connor like's Ace back, or maybe he just wants to be friends....
Sixteen Year Old Vampire by likethecolour
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Never in my life has my mom ever said something so horrible, so disgusting. Never in my sixteen years of living, have I heard something so awful and cruel. When Mom said those five words, I felt like my world was ending, and that my life was over. "You're going to high school." Now, I know what you're thinking. What's so bad about high school? Well, nothing if you're a normal, responsible human. But, that's just the thing. I'm not human. I'm a vampire. And, I've watched a hundred human movies to know that high school is horrible. My life has officially ended.
When Trouble Meets Trouble by istolethecookiez
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After an amusing banter at the library with a mysterious guy, Savannah hopes that it's the last she'll see of the bickering boy. Come to find out, he's a new student at her school who just so happens to be a junior, much like Savannah. He feels the need to stick around her even though she is the target for childish rumors, gave him the wrong number purposely, has all the comebacks for his pickup lines, tried to run him over with her car, constantly embarrasses him, and repeatedly tells him to 'get lost' or 'shove off.' During their many adventures, not only do they get into many bad situations but they make a few enemies along the way. Will his determination to befriend this stubborn girl spark a friendship between the two or a special kind of hatred? <><><> WARNING: I wrote this story when I was fetus- even more fetus than I am now. I was thirteen and I finished it two or three weeks after I turned 14. That means that this story has grammatical errors. So please, read at your own risk. --- I DO NOT TAKE CREDIT FOR THE PICTURE IN THE COVER. I SIMPLY SLAM DUNKED SOME WORDS ONTO IT. I DON'T OWN THE PICTURE. I SIMPLY FOUND IT ON APP.
The Makeup Artist (5sos Fanfiction) by KatyPerryOMFG
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Katie likes to do makeup. Let's see what happens when it's 5 Seconds Of Summer's Makeup © All Rights Reserved I have all rights to this story. You do not have the right to use ANYTHING or have ANYTHING from this story without my legal consent. Meaning no spin-off books made by third-parties, or other individuals that's are not myself. Also DO NOT try and copy my story word for word, post it, and claim it as your own, I've had those issues in the past, and I will take legal actions. Thank you and enjoy reading my story. P.S. SEQUEL IS POSTED!!!!
With Your Love by heyitshusna
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******READ A BIT OF MY LATEST CHAPTER TO SEE HOW MUCH MY WRITING HAS IMPROVED LIKE HONEST ITS SO CRINGEY I CANT****** Falling in love with your best friend seemed too cliche for my liking, so me and my best friend always knew we weren't going to do just that. However, life is so unexpected and before I knew it, I had a brain tumor, was stripped of my old life and given a new one. A life without my best friend, Niall Horan. I left the X Factor, where I had made it up to bootcamp, but it didn't matter. My dreams were crushed, there was no hope. I never did tell Niall, about my brain tumor and just cut contact with him. He didn't need to worry about me. What I didn't realize is that Faith also comes into play and well Faith does whatever the hell it wants. So next thing I know, here I am, reunited with my best friend. My brain tumor is gone, and I have my best friend back. It's times like these where I realize it's just a little too good to be true. And it is. Slowly, without even meaning to, I start falling for the boy who was none other then my best friend. Everyone knows falling in love with someone you simply cannot have is a nightmare, and I feel as though this nightmare will just never end.
Project Fat Suit by not_present
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Serena Davidson leads two lives. At school, she's a morbidly obese, stupid, nerdy, bitchy, slutty, and a teacher's pet. But at home she's the scrawny vegetarian pushover. What would possess someone to wear a fat suit every day? And what happens when someone finds out?