!! DISCLAIMER !! [ This is a huge inside joke between me and a few friends of mine ! Please don't take any of it seriously ! Thank you. Also thank you to AllPaws for drawing the cover !! ] One day, AllPaws the gay furry has aids. She gives it to her only friends, Eddcocaine the gaylord, Ace Man the no sex guy, and Lee the punty loser. Find out what happens next on the next episode of sexy beasts.

Hanahaki Disease AU: Tom doesn't try. He doesn't want to. This is because no matter what he does, he knows he'll always end up in last place. It's no big deal, it's not like anything he does is a life or death situation. But it kind of is. This story is brought you to by: Flowers in lungs, a ginger wingman with a story, and a whole lot of trying and giving up. "Forget everything and just look him in the eyes and tell him he has a good sense of smell." [Cover art by: ME! (*'ω')]