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→  the healer (carlisle cullen) by pyrammid
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Esme's left and after a year, in the midst of confused heartache, Carlisle Cullen stumbles upon his true soulmate. Arden Wood, his boss's twenty two year old daughter, manages to charm the doctor and is thrown into uncharted territory. Carlisle Cullen x OC. (I do not own the Twilight series nor its characters, all others are mine)
Meretricious | Professor Lupin by lupinsluvvr
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mer·e·tri·cious: apparently attractive but having in reality no value or integrity. Spencer Artemis Venus, a seventh year Gryffindor, expected many things from her final year at Hogwarts. Her complicated relationship with Snape, getting hungover on fire whiskey and butter beer, going on Hogsmeade trips with her friends and playing quidditch. However, falling for her new defense against the dark arks teacher and becoming friends with the murderer on the loose was not something she expected. TW: will mention self-harm and mature themes
 [Patrick x reader] Fix My Broken heart (The Perks Of Being A Wallflower) by Anartisticwitch
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Y/n is in the same year as Patrick and they're good friends with each other, they went to the same preschool together and now they're inseparable. You had to admit you had a little crush on him, but he was interested in some other guy called Brad - you didn't like Brad at all, You hated him actually, before and after their relationship. Before Patrick graduates he takes you on a midnight ride to a park to tell you his deepest secret.
Perks of being a wallflower : amazingly infinite  by madcheisire
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Diana is Charlie's twin. Her brother means everything to her. So when they start high school together let's just say she's worried. Not necessarily for herself but for her brother. He wasn't the most vocal person ever. Though she couldn't talk. She wasn't to extroverted herself. Although when both of them meet a unique pair they start to feel more at home. Now the only question is will they be able to survive the terrible trials of high school?
GUILTY PLEASURE. ❪ Ransom Drysdale ❫ ✓ by lahotaste
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𝐆𝐔𝐈𝐋𝐓𝐘 𝐏𝐋𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐔𝐑𝐄 ━━ ✧˖*. | ❝Baby, let me hear you scream.❞ | ✧˖*. Sex with Ransom is all fun and games until Raven's fiancé, Ransom's older brother, gets involved and causes drama while there is a murder within the Thrombey family. ✎↷ Started: 05/03/2020 Finished: 05/10/2020 Edited: 05/03/2022 ❪ 𝗰𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗺𝗮𝗱𝗲 𝗯𝘆 𝗵𝗮𝘇𝘂𝘂𝘂𝗵 ❫
I'm not a Goldfish, Mycroft Holmes  by frostyunicorn300
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[[Abandoned]] She's a substitute science teacher. He's practically the British Government. Both of them are completely different but have more in common then they'd like to admit. When Alice was 27 her mother was arrested for the murder of their father after she suspected his infidelity, having no capable relatives she raises her little brother Blake on her own. Flash to present day London shes still working as a high school substitute science teacher, but is looking for a permanent position. In the meantime her life will take an interesting turn. Being friends with Sherlock Holmes often results in one on one time with his older brother Mycroft.
TEN THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU! | R. HEFFLEY by ohnancys
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where rodrick heffley is paid to fall in love with the evergreen high shrew HIGHEST: #1 in "rodrick" [3/27/19] #1 in #diaryofawimpykid [8/14/19] #1 in "heffley" [12/21/19]
Tilting the Tiara  by basic_slug
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"He's a bad guy, Jade!" "So was my father!" "He's full of himself." "That's coming from your mother. A queen. We all were wrong about the VK's. Our new queen is going to be a VK. It's not wrong. My mother married a poser, a street rat, but he loved my mother. He adored her. He adores me. He's not bad. Not intentionally. His friends are, but he wouldn't hurt anyone on his own. He needs guidance. He needs love. He needs me." "True loves kiss works. If we spell him and you break the spell then we know it's meant to be." "No! We are not spelling him." "He wouldn't notice." "Hey he may not be the smartest but it's not your place to make fun of him." "Sorry. Please." "No. We are doing it the Auradon way." "You're tilting the Tiara with this one, princess." "I always do."
Daughter to Hades by poppymay345
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Ada is the younger almost identical twin sister to Mal having her fathers blue hair as Mal has their mothers not knowing about her. So when Evie, Carlos, Jay and Mal are sent to Auradon as she gets left behind Ada becomes the Perfect child to Jafar and the Evil Queen teaching her their very own speciality. Being the childhood best friend to Harriet and unknowingly Harry Hook she joins Uma's crew....