Now available in paperback! "I LOVE IT!" - CarniaHolmes "I'm going to break your nose, because I don't like your face," Carter said. She pointed to Zac. "I'm going to dislocate your other shoulder, just to make them even." She cocked her head and gave the main guy a sickly sweet smile. "I'm going to break your wrist, taking away your baseball career. And finally you, Finch," she said, looking to the last guy. "I'm going to bust your ankle because I don't like the way you walk." She slid her hands into her pockets. "Now, how does that sound to all of you? And please feel free to look amused, skeptical or patronizing at this point. I'll have all the more fun wiping the expressions off your faces." Carter Owens, daughter of a Secret Service agent, is trained to disassemble any weapon, any situation, and anyone. Her biting sarcasm and razor-sharp mind make her impossible to beat in a word fight and when talking doesn't work, she uses her fists. She attends Hamilton Prep, Washington D.C.'s most prestigious high school, where everyone is related to someone in power, except her. When Hamilton Prep receives a flood of new students, Carter's role as social outcast changes when she makes two unexpected friends. Friends who are hiding a secret. As Carter uncovers the truth, she confronts challenges she is unequipped to handle and finds herself in a dangerous situation. For a girl trained to see everything, Carter never saw this coming. "This is one of those books that seem like it won't be really good, but then it's mindblowing-ly amazing and then you're questioning life =)" - rwrites07 "#rr for like the 10th time haha love this book" - tahls16 "I loved this book, it wasn't cringey cliche or stupid. I normally hate third person books but I loved this and all the characters, especially carter." - lenathedov Editor's Choice Talk of The Town #1 Teen Fiction, #1 Fiction #1 Love #1 Completed #1 New Adult #1 Friendship #1 Funny #1 Drama

They were reckless, she was not. They were loud, she was not. They were graceful, she had lost count of how many times she'd tripped on the stairs. Yet one fireplace and a blackmail-induced deal later, Aylin Novak ended up in the company of the Marauders. (Regular updates)

"You sure you're up for it Fall? You're new here, you don't know what you're up against." He said, his voice full of pride. "Well neither do you." I said, a small grin appearing on my face. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Isabel Fall, a fifteen year old witch has been transferred to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Upon arriving at the school, she is soon to learn about the infamous Marauders and how they prank, hex and jinx many people in the school. All she can do is hope and pray they do nothing of the sort towards her. Of course, when they come strutting down the corridors, start doing pranks, jinxes and hexes, the Prank War begins and many secrets are bound to be revealed. Disclaimer: Most of the Characters in this book are NOT mine, only Isabel and a few others are. The rest belong to the amazing JK Rowling.

Woah! Look! It's CrazystarThunderClan, Firestar4ever, Frostycloud, SlugterranCat, Brambleclaw4ever, LightningStrikeTC, FrostFireWarriorCat, WhisperSpirit, and helloilovecats all making one huge spoof book! Hi der is Herkfost. I innduct u 2 buk. No. //facepalms- dumb Hawkfrost. That poor frickin idiot. Welcome to this crazy book! It's so crazy, it'll get you kicked out of StarClan just for reading it. Since it was published, the StarClan police have reported a 200% rise in arson. This is about psycho cats who live around a lake, eating bird poo, being Sues, and farting unicorns. Feel free to call the Mental Hospital, but the cats will shred them before they leave their narwhal van. Good luck!

WELCOME TO THE SEQUEL OF 50 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF JAYFEATHER'S DEN! THIS IS BOOK TWO OF THE 50 WAYS WARRIOR STYLE!*** Firestar: *rolls eyes* great. Exactly what I wanted. Brambleclaw: GREAT I BET FIRESTAR WILL BE BETTER THAN STUPID OLD JAYFEATHER *picks up waffles* Firestar: *screech* ^^' anyways.. Have fun! ***ALL OF THESE ARE MINE PLEASE DO NOT STEAL

***VOTED BEST LAUGH BY WARRIORS WATTY AWARDS*** WELCOME TO THE ORIGINAL 50 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF JAYFEATHER'S DEN!! THIS IS A BIG BOOK FULL OF SPOOFS! FOLLOW BRAMBLECLAW ON HIS ADVENTURES!! BUT MAKE SURE THAT YOU DONT TRY ANY OF THIS AT HOME! This book depicts highly trained professionals. If you would like to do a similar book to this, please PM me and I'll check it out! But PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE give me credit because I don't want any confusion! That's right. NO STEALY STEALY STALKERS. All of these spoofs I worked very hard on, and would appreciate it if there would be NO MORE COPIERS! I have already had too much of that. I THANK ALL OF MY FOLLOWERS FOR MAKING THIS BOOK SUCH A SUCCESS!!

Everthing you shold know about a med cat

A compilation of short horror stories