Hilarious things SpongeBob says in his TV show!

"Your name is Kenneth Kentucky and you work at McDonalds?" I glared at him, "Would you like Fries with that?" He began laughing hysterically and I sighed impatiently, waiting for him to stop. Suddenly, he stopped and then, putting both his hands on the counter, staring right into my eyes, he whispered, "I'd like Fries with you." My eyes widened as it slowly registered that Golden Boy McHarden had just openly flirted with me.

~~~This is the sequel to Moon's Crescent~~~ DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVEN'T READ THE FIRST BOOK~~~ Moon and Crescent's pups are now teenagers, trying to figure out who they are. Eddy dreams of finding a mate, but his parents believe it won't happen. Peter struggles with his internalized anger and fear of the future, and Charlie and Nathan are too busy having fun together to notice anyone else. Ella is having a hard time with the fact that she'll someday find a mate and have to leave Eddy, who she has deep maternal feelings for. How will Moon and Crescent handle their kids growing and moving on with their lives? Read this exciting sequel to Moon's Crescent to find out!

COMPLETED (BOOK 1) *Also a stand-alone book!* (BxB)A seventeen-year-old boy discovers the world's biggest secret by accident. Or was it? Have you ever believed in destiny, fate or coincidence? Young Corey didn't until he was forced to witness the impossible truth. When an angel is discovered on earth, it is prominent that his life falls into sync with a regular human. Their world is guaranteed to never be the same again. With this mesmeric and compelling story, it is just the beginning. *HIGHEST IN FANTASY: #12*

Leo is an ordinary guy who lived most of his life in Italy. With his parents divorced and living in different countries, he travels a lot. But when his mother offers him a once in a life time chance to switch it up and live with her in America, he takes it without hesitation. Now his new life, new home and new family are all waiting for him and the last thing he expects is falling in love with someone he isn't supposed to fall for. Then suddenly everything isn't so ordinary.

COMPLETED (BOOK 5) *Also a stand-alone book!* Jacob had been shy his entire life. He was reserved, had an introverted soul, and struggled to communicate with even those closest to him. Jacob had a deep secret, which made him feel alone and scared, and he considered giving up his battle, until his secret wasn't as private as he once thought. In this twisting story full of mind tugging plots and surprising turns, life as Jacob knew it would all change because of one single stranger. "I want him so bad," Hunter grumbled and longingly stared at his mate from across the room. "Just relax Alpha," his friend whispered so nobody could hear. "He can't know yet." "I know." Hunter's feelings were growing stronger with each passing day for his fellow classmate, Jacob Jones.

Moon is the Alpha of the Red Forest Clan. He's been waiting for what seems like an eternity to find his mate, and he's getting frustrated. One day, while doing charity work to try to get rid of his rough reputation, a guy named Crescent catches his eye. . . ***** Yaoi/BoyxBoy, M-Preg

~ AUTHOR'S NOTE~ Just a heads up. I wrote this in middle school so it is going to sound like a middle schooler wrote it because it will never be reviewed/edited. I guess enjoy <3 ~~~ We were in the middle of class when the hottest guys barged into the class. "Why are you late to class?" Mrs. Yake yelled. "I am sorry miss, but we are new here and didn't know where to go." the tallest and most attractive one said. "Ok then, I guess I can excuse you. But make sure this doesn't happen again. Take a seat." "Thank you, ma'am." They started to take a seat, when the tallest one made eye contact with me. I swear the world stopped around us. It was so hard to break away, but it was getting weird for the people around us. So he went to sit down, beside me. Out of everywhere to sit, he sits by me. "Hey, beautiful. Whats your name?" I try to ignore him, he put his hand on my thigh. what was I supposed to do?! "Um, Jason. Jason Dallas." I said. I know that he doesn't want me. No one does I'm nothing. Just a waste of time. But I wish someone cared about me. "Well my name, thank you for asking, is Grayson. Grayson Blake.". He said with a smirk on his face. After the longest time of my life, I was able to escape. When class was over I ran out of there as fast as I can. I ran out of school and to the only place I felt safe. The forest.

Being deaf is not nice,its not normal .Being deaf and in love is just ridiculous, being in love and know that someone won't love a deaf person is just hurting yourself. Thats what Casey thought