Best of all Comebacks
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Comebacks and Insults by CalmDownDirectioners
Comebacks and Insults
CalmDownDirectioners
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  • Parts 76
Hilarious Comebacks, Hilarious Insults and Burns! If you want to know awesome comebacks and insults read this book. I promise you wont be disappointed.
Comebacks by mrabbit9898
Comebacks
mrabbit9898
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  • Parts 100
Looking for good comebacks your reading the right book
Comebacks! (Funny Comebacks and Insults) by Hanabanana03
Comebacks! (Funny Comebacks and Insults)
Hanabanana03
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  • Votes 5,330
  • Parts 55
Has anyone ever said something extremely stupid you needed a comeback to make things better! Here's the place you can find all comebacks! Use them on: -An Idiot -Ex boyfriend -Best friends -Ex Girlfriend -Mr.Steal yo Girl (or man, cause equality bro) -MRS.Steal yo MAN (or girl, again, equality bro) - Some guy who stole your fries at McDonalds, but lets be real do you need them calories? -Me because i just told you that you don't need And anyone else you hate! WARNING: THIS BOOK HAS SOME INAPPROPRIATE CONTENT, CUSS WORDS AND RUDE/ OFFENSIVE CONTENT! ITS REALLY FUNNY THOUGH!
100 Funny Comebacks by totalhavoc
100 Funny Comebacks
totalhavoc
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  • Parts 106
That pretty much describes it... I've thrown in some riddles :) - rating: #2 in riddles ! #9 in comebacks ! **I don't own the comebacks
101 Comebacks by icingdeaththewhite
101 Comebacks
icingdeaththewhite
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  • Parts 107
Did you ever need a comeback, but you just couldn't think of one, or you thought of one but it just wasn't right for the situation? I introduce you to this little gem. These are all comebacks I have used, wanted to use, or thought were hilarious and wanted to share. Most of these I've made up, and some I've changed a little (or a lot). Hence, I won't bother to take credit for any of them. **COMPLETED unless I think of any other comebacks**
COMEBACKS by calmaesthetic
COMEBACKS
calmaesthetic
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  • Parts 151
//WARNING: Do not read if you get easily offended.//
Jokes, Comebacks, & Pick Up Lines by niightdreamerr
Jokes, Comebacks, & Pick Up Lines
niightdreamerr
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stupid jokes that surprisingly made me laugh.
Awesome Comebacks and Insults! by farahzjm
Awesome Comebacks and Insults!
farahzjm
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  • Parts 101
For those annoying ass motherfuckers that need to learn how to shut their mouth. Vote and Comment please :) Enjoy! :) ~ FarahTariqx WARNING// Please do not read if you're easily offended. Some of the content is really mean but that's kind of the point.
Comebacks by StelAndSel
Comebacks
StelAndSel
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  • Parts 200
COMEBACKS! Whenever someone is treating you bad, it's time to take out this book and use some comebacks! Bring some sense into that person! Comebacks are hilarious and definitely bring that person back to earth! Highest Ranking: #117 in Humor// #19 in Random DISCLAIMER: We do not own these comebacks unless written! They all belong to the rightful owners. NOTE: These are not to be used offensively and are only for laughing matters! :) stel & sel