❝In which a celebrity dials a random number in hope of finding one last thing to make him smile before he commits suicide at the end of the month.❞ "I'm going to commit suicide in one months time." "I think you have the wrong number." "It can't be the wrong number Princess. I picked a random number from the catalog." "Why on earth would you do that?" "Because you, sweetheart, are now my own personal suicide helpline. Your job is to make the last month of my life worth living." ______________________

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

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It's a book to cater to the imaginations of all Avengers fans, where your requests end up as stories!! --- Note: it's unfinished because I took a break from Wattpad and have massive writers block :((

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Mystic Messenger Scenarios ~~ Requests: Closed ~~ Characters I write about: Saeyoung, Jumin, Zen, Yoosung, Jaehee, Jihyun, Saeran *I don't own any of the characters I write about. They belong to Cheritz, the Mystic Messenger creators*

Mystic Messenger OneShots Book 2 ~~ Requests: Closed. ~~ I write requests in order from when they were commented. I only write on weekends when I am at a low stress level, so if there aren't many updates, I apologize. ~~ *I don't own any of the characters I write about. They belong to Cheritz, the Mystic Messenger creators.*

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