Book 2: It has been reported that some victims of torture, during the act, would retreat into a fantasy world from which they could not WAKE UP. In this catatonic state, the victim lived in a world just like their normal one, except they weren't being tortured. The only way they realized they needed to WAKE UP was a note they found in their fantasy world. It would tell them about their condition, and tell them to WAKE UP. Even then, it would often take months until they were ready to discard their fantasy world and PLEASE WAKE UP. "You have to help me. The war has just begun." (Please do not curse or say anything inappropriate in the comments. If you do, it will be deleted right away.) ~Slow updates~

More funny texts! •~ATTENTION~• IF YOU CONTINUALLY CURSE IN THE COMMENTS, YOU WILL BE MUTED! None of the texts are mine, they belong to their creators! If you are the creator of one of these posts and don't want it in this book, please message me, and I'll remove it. Please no cursing in the comments, and nothing inappropriate. This is a kid friendly book. I may accidentally post a funny text that is already in my first book. Sorry if that happens..

I will tell my story for all who wish to hear it, and even to those who don't. As long as I live, I will not let it be forgotten. - "So sad, you will be killed." - "Kill me if you must, but I shall not bow to a Lord who wears a crown studded with jewels of every life she has ended." - "Underestimate me. That'll be fun." - ~Slow updates~

*•~ The second book "Funny Texts 2" is out now!~•* •~ATTENTION~• IF YOU CONTINUALLY CURSE IN THE COMMENTS, YOU WILL BE MUTED! Jokes, comebacks, funny, memes, teenage posts, you name it! I don't own any of the jokes in here. I will tell you if it is mine. If you own one of these posts and don't want it in this book, message me and I'll remove it. Everything in here is kid friendly. No curse words or anything bad. Also, no cursing or inappropriate comments in the book. If you do, it will be deleted right away. I'll also delete your comment if you have an inappropriate username or profile pic. You have been warned. And please remember to comment, leave a vote and share! :3