shrek is love, shrek is life read with caution *throws bible* you're gonna need this when you're done side note: i wrote this entire thing as a 13 year old so i'm sorry if it's really gross (which is it) but i'm just gonna leave everything the way it is bc it's kinda like a time capsule into my 7th grade head. so buckle up, because it's gonna be a bumpy ride. - july 24, 2018

This book is about the adventures of angelica chan and harmony sama, the basic plot of the story is to kidnap her one true love Logan chan! And make him love her forever!

Ever wondered what you could do with spare time and imagination? Well here you go.

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!