Sean's relationship with Mark has been a bit strained ever since the 'Septiplier Ship' got out of hand. When Mark suddenly surprises him with an unexpected confession. From that moment, Sean knew his life would never be the same. For things are not all that they appear. Something is off about Mark and things are quickly escalating into something much darker. Sean is about to learn that 'Dating Darkiplier' comes with its pleasures and its pains.

The Sequel to "A.I.". Darkiplier has sent 'S34N' A.K.A. 'BingSeptic' to spy on his rival; Antisepticeye. However, Anti is hard to track down and isn't happy to learn what Dark has done to Jack. Now both sides feel threatened by the other and BingSeptic feels lost in the middle. How can he gain Anti's trust, when Anti only sees him as a 'Glitch Bitch' sent from Darkiplier. If Anti and Dark go to war... He may be forced to choose a side, but what will that do to his relationship with Google?

Mark is a pirate Captain known for his Black Hearted Nature. Nothing stands between him and what he desires. His ship and crew have mastered the high seas. When he hears tales about a treasure that only a mermaid can find. A treasure that even the greediest and most blood thirstiest pirates have died searching for. Journeying through dangerous waters, Mark is determined to do what no pirate has done before him. The only thing holding him back is Sean. A salty Merman with a lot of attitude for a prisoner. This book is dedicated to 'Slenderboy152.' For inspiring the tale of a lifetime.

Septiplier in high school. Everyone has a significant other. These two boys, just happen to be each other's. ;)

Mark, who is currently studying in college, is living with a transfer student from Ireland named Jack. But, because of his obnoxious habit of partying and bringing girls into their dorm, Mark couldn't take it. Things needed to change.

Mark doesn't care who the person is. He'll take what he can get and kill them. Never giving mercy. On the other hand, Sean has never murdered an innocent pedestrian. Instead of taking their lives, he takes their valuables instead. Both love to steal. Both dislike one another. Well that's not particularly true. Mark has a cold heart. Not only Sean is warming that heart of steel but he's also 'stealing' it too.

Prince Mark Fischbach would do anything to live as a townsperson, but how far is he willing to go? Scruffy country boy Sean would do anything to meet the prince and to get inside the palace, but at what cost?

Currently: 42,000+ words Status: Ongoing series Jack didn't ask to move thousands of miles away from home in Ireland, moreover he didn't ask to move to a kingdom that had more problems than it had benefits. Except for his few friends that provided him with a place to stay, he hardly knew anyone or anything that this foreign place had to offer him. Well, he had to admit he was at least somewhat grateful for his job though. Mucking the stables under the King himself wasn't that bad, it could be worse; he didn't mind being outdoors all hours of the day and the pay wasn't half bad...but the package that seems to ride along the tail end has really started to become a nuisance. Mark didn't ask to be born a prince, especially one that was forbidden to step foot outside the castle else he'd disgrace his family. From what? He wasn't sure, but his Mother enforced the rule harshly upon him nonetheless. As he's pushed towards a life he doesn't want, holed up in the prison of a castle with no friends, he'd come to accept that he would never live a normal life. To ease his mind on lonely days, Mark often visited the stables with a bit of help from some sympathetic guards. The old keeper there was kind to him, as were the workers; he found the place to be his little form of temporary escape. But, on one fateful day he's introduced to a new worker. He is rude and bitter and talks to Mark as if he's held a lifelong grudge against him, but Mark can't help but find the Irishman the slightest bit intriguing. There's something about him. As the two slowly begin to get closer, Mark begins to realize that the stable boy isn't really the rude asshole he plays to be. In all, he's just an undeniable idiot... ...An idiot who might just steal his heart.

This is a story with a whole bunch of Septiplier lemons (I can write other ships as well). This will contain mature material; you were warned. ;)

-An instructional manual that explains the most imperative steps to cuddling in a leather jacket.- Jack is an adorable, pastel boy who lives in a pretend world of perfection and innocence. But he's had a past of horrible relationships and now lives with a marijuana-smoking man-whore named Felix. Jack is living under horrible circumstances, but Felix keeps the wool pulled over his eyes with promises of protection from others. Mark lives in a frat house with some of the most intimidating guys on campus, but in reality, they're all goofy gamer guys that just so happen to love heavy metal and piercings. Jack and Mark met one day in July during a heavy metal concert; not under the best circumstances, but it sends them both into a spell of quixotry that will last for the rest of their lives. (WARNING - this book discusses sensitive topics such as: Physical abuse, sexual abuse, emotional abuse, substance abuse (drugs, alcohol, and cigarettes), severe anxiety, obsessive compulsive disorder, and Post Traumatic Stress Disorder.)