"all was golden in the sky, all was golden when the day met the night." or, a small collection of cute solangelo fluff for your demigod soul. {completed 2015}

"i wonder how biology can explain the physical pain in your chest when all you want to do is be with someone." - d.h. or, various happy endings for your two favourite idiots. {may 2015 - july 2017} all of these works are my own (however much it pains me to say it with most of my earlier stuff). please do not repost. thank you ✨

In this world, everyone seems like a machine. We are born, we go to school, we graduate, go to college, get a job, marry someone of the opposite gender, and then have kids with them. If we have too many emotions, we're thought of as crazy. If we complain, we're thought of as weak. If we don't get a job, people look down on us. We're supposed to all be the same, all be perfectly normal. If we aren't then we start to lose things. Our friends, our job, our scholarship. So we try to fit in so we won't lose our things. And then we join the army of robots everyone has helped to create, making it stronger, and adding more pressure to the last humans. The last ones that haven't turned into a robot. No one likes the humans anymore. They have too many ideas, too many emotions, too much uniqueness. Am I a robot or a human? I don't know. I guess you'll just have to find out.

Will is the kid that gets overlooked by everyone. He's the kid that is always picked last for everything. Honestly, he's fine with that. He doesn't care. He never says anything, so why would we think he cares? But as it turns out, he was saying something. He was constantly silently pleading with us to change. To give him a chance. We never knew anything, until something glitched in this computer diary he had. It spread everywhere. Now we know he cared. And we know a lot more too. --- I'm super sorry about not having a cover. This device won't allow one. I'll get one soon!

{I lost him a while back, but I didn't realise until it was too late. Until he was gone for good.} TW for depression, suicide, and lots of existentialism.

After a horrible relationship turns young millionaire Dan Howell off boys forever, he has no choice but to turn to machines for companionship. But once his PL-34071- or "Phil" as he is known- shows signs of free will, Dan realises he may have bought more than just a robot.

Dan Howell never wanted dreams. Because dreams meant he met his soulmate, and meeting his soulmate meant dooming them to a terrible life of memories about his anxiety-ridden past. But when he literally bumps into the boy he was supposed to be perfect for, he may realise he's willing to put his fears behind him and let himself be loved. Sadly, it's never as easy as that. Shoutout to the beautiful and wonderful and all around amazing in every way @phanoutlet for literally over 50% of this story. Please go check her out, her book New to Me is my fave phan-fic ever <3

In a world where everyone has a special ability, a "power", young Dan Howell is alone in having nothing to show for it. He now constantly, obsessively searches for something, anything, that could mean he was different, day after day. But maybe all it takes is a certain Super showing an interest in him to make him truly feel like he doesn't need a power to make him special.

Since i'm literally untalented and not creative I've made this book :) Its just a little fact book about Dan and Phil so I hope u enjoy :)

Seventeen-year-old Kit Taylor loves working at the local music store. It's his escape from his overly judgmental and homophobic family. His moody and sarcastic personality disappears along with his problems. He even manages to tolerate the thirteen-year-old girls that come in and giggle at him or get a stupid album from the latest pop sensation. Soon, escaping from his family won't be the only reason he enjoys working there. It might have to do with an adorable crazy haired boy and his strange, oversized sweaters. ************ "Your hair is messier than my life." "I highly doubt that" **** DISCONTINUED.