It is skyler's first day at splat high and she has to seat next to an annoying boy named Drake then they get picked to safe inkopolis. Well they settle their differences?

"I-I've actually never battled anyone before... I usually paint the ground in Calamari with a cheap tank and a busted up roller. So, uh... You think you can teach me how to properly battle?" Your name is Inky. You're a typicality Inkling, born and raised in the beautiful Calamari County. But all of a sudden, you are forced to move to Inkopolis. You don't have any clue how to have a proper turf war with proper weapons. That is, until you meet Squad Alpha, the most acclaimed Squid Squad out there. They need a member, and you're in desperate need of some training. Will you make the cut?

Jared moves to inkopolis and discovers it's more memetastic than he ever imagined. Note: Please don't read this. There are better things to do than read this trash.