It all started with a murder. Neal Lixen has dealt with many things in his life, but he never expected having to deal with the fact his best friend is a murderer. Not even the biggest issue in his life when suddenly he wakes up in another world that has begun to be taken over by demons, never enough time to peacefully sleep as he wished. Well looks like a demon is trying to possess me. How annoying it just keeps talking, to noisy. Well this cute little dragon child is nice, ah no wait he got bigger. Wait, wait, wait, what do you mean bare your children?! Ah, I can't handle all these advances! "Won't you come lay with us?" Why ask if you are going to pull me over anyway?! Demon king taking a interest in me? Why does he feel so familiar? Also these mood swings. What's with treating me like a simple power bank to suddenly saying "'I didn't want to dirty you with my hands, but you chose to accept me despite my warning...thus you must take responsibility." What responsibility!? Do I even know you?! (Image on cover is not mine) (Not in first-person)

If you're judging this book by its cover and title, you're already proving the point this story wants to make. Try to move past this satirical obstacle in front of you. This is a story about bullying, and like the hundreds of other books on the topic, it will show you the harsh reality of being discriminated, belittled, ridiculed for something you cannot control- how you look, who you love, or what you believe in. But unlike these books, this story's sole purpose is not to tear your heart out of your chest as you mourn over your loss of faith in humanity. Instead, this book will make you laugh and love alongside these characters. Just like in life, there will be moments of dread and surrender, but there will also be moments of happiness, laughter, and love. - Naomi Lorraine, better known as Nerdy Naomi with her thick-rimmed glasses and straight-A report card, is the most unpopular girl in her school. Even with the help of her sarcastic comebacks, that doesn't stop her from getting bullied by everyone in Dartwell High. Every day her childhood bully, Raymond Meyers, knocks her off her feet, literally. However, she can't do anything but survive the laughs, insults, and bruises high school gives her. There are three senior transfer students, dubbed the Three Musketeers: Bennett Frazier, Jordan Wallace, and Declan Lynch. All in one day, Naomi catches their attention one by one. With her snarky attitude, but innocent look, they can't help but want her. But not the way you're thinking. Oh no, not like that. Instead, it's probably the whole opposite. It's quite simple really. She'll be their good girl. And they'll be her bad boys. ~ [This story is a first draft written by a 13 to 15-year-old girl so it has its fair share of grammar mistakes and plot holes.] Wattys 2015 Talk of the Town Award Second Place Story of 2015 Best Humor and Overall Points of The Fiction Awards 2016 Third in the Writers Awards 2016 Highest Ranks: #1 Humor, #1 Teen Fiction