wha happens wheb putin smells truno's corn????

"iM STOVESEXUAL ITS JUST THAT BEING IN GAY FANFICTION GETS ME MORE READS"

i drank too much root beer lord forgive me also trigger warning suicide attempt

A story full of adventures with Shrek This has nothing to do with Shrek drowning his dick I just thought the title was funny bc it is Will Shrek ever find his true love and turn his dream into reality or will shreks dreams get destroyed while making tons of enemies along the way ? Will his minor fight club adventure turn his life around or have no impact on it ? Will Satan get in the way of true love ? Guess you'll have to read to find out

For some reason this isn't really a massive joke??

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HEY MERRY SLUTMAS I THOUGHT U GUYS WOULD LIKE A NEW STORY HOPE U LIKE IT AND I HATE U ALL <33 THIS IS MY 2015 COMEBACK BITCH LESSGOO

"my mom would kick me out if she read this" ー tai. enjoy some sexy smut action with everyone's ultimate bias ー bang pd nim !!