the hogwarts manual of what potterheads would do there besides draco malfoy. ▂▂▂▂▂▂ ✧ all original ✧ book idea by @RingRingCat ✧ achieved #1 on random status : completed

What happens when your mother dies? You move with your father to New Jersey. What happens when you're a nerd at a new school? You take in all their words and cry in the girl's bathroom. What happens when you want payback? You get a make-over and take revenge. What happens when you have to choose between two guys? You have to wait and see. Read and see what happens when Carly goes from Nerdy Girl to Little Miss Hotty.

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*WARNING: I am a very slow updater due to never having time to update nor able to get the write works out of my head. Read if you want, I find that what I have already written is quite good but read at your own risk* All I wanted was my beloved large pizza. But I guess not everyone gets what they want. Because I sure as hell didn't want a hot pizza boy turning up everywhere I go! Meet Shylo. She is half spanish chica, thanks to her mum. Now when you think of a Spanish girl, you think of partier, hyper and out going. But not for Shylo. Well in her own little way she is hyper and out going but it's a weird way.Oh! and not to mention sarcastic, stubborn and when needed, a bit shy. Now meet Levi. He's your typical nineteen year old boy. he's arrogant,cocky,sarcastic and down right annoying. Well that is according to Shylo. But he can be sweet and caring. You wouldn't think that these two would work out but, you never know; they could fall inlove... or is it just pure lust? Who would have thought a large pepperoni,ham, cheese and barbecue sauce pizza bring two different people together.

❝relax and breathe❞ ❝if only it was that simple❞ a boys p.o.v

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The name's Chaos. Chaos Killbourne to be exact. People call me reckless, but they're wrong. I'm more like the perfect storm. Destroy an entire city with a single glance? I can do that. Wipe mankind off the face of the earth once and for all? I can do that too. Born to lead a revolt of epic proportions so the Dark Ones can rise up and rule the world is my destiny. Refusing to follow direct orders and become a weapon of mass destruction is my downfall. Cursed by fate, I'm currently on a collision course to form the perfect union in order to balance my explosive supernatural powers before I self-destruct, and take the planet with me. There's just one tiny problem. Once formed the union can never be broken. With a bad attitude and an even worse temper I can't be tamed. Not that I have time to worry about my love life, of course. I'm just trying to make it through high school in one piece. All I know for sure is that the future of mankind rests in my hands, which really pisses me off. I never asked to save the world. After all, I was born to destroy it. Copyright © 2014 ~ Somerlea All rights reserved. No part of this book may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means without written permission from the author. Cover Art by Photographer Marcus Ranum.

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[COMICS OUT NOW!] What's worse than going to school? Going to school for knights in another world! After accidentally witnessing a woman killing a demon in the streets of Boston, Valeriana is kidnapped and forced to enroll in the magical Celeste Academy. It would've been great if she fit right in, but while everyone's calling upon fireballs and tornadoes, she's stuck being the only human in class! Surely demons can wait from destroying the world until she gets her life together, right? |Wattpad version is complete, but is otherwise an old draft. For the revised and edited one, please go to mylovelywtiter.co|