The adventures of Philip the Prostitute. Watch him evade his father's attempts to keep him "civilized", balance his social and family life, all while trying to seduce a certain, very handsome, George Eacker. Credit to Lauwurens, who drew the cover @justanotherone2u, this is for you.

The first time your soulmate touchs you, their touch leaves a permenant tattoo. Most people, when they meet someone, will do something romantic, like a peck on the cheek. Eliza had even heard of couples drawing hearts on each other's arms or something. Which is great if they're your soulmate, but very unfortunate if they're not.