in which a guy calls a sex hotline just looking for a friend. ©iwearheelys, all rights reserved.

He's rude, he's arrogant and downright insolent. She's a damaged good with walls built so high it's a surprise even she can see over them. It's almost been a year since Scarlett Valentina has been working as secretary to the suave, sexy billionaire - Jasper Queen - and as her first year draws to a close, sparks begin to fly. Suffering from a childhood of abuse, Scarlett refuses to let anyone get too close until even she herself cannot stop her boss from digging deep into her past. But, will she let Jasper break down the walls and unearth every part of herself for him? Will Jasper stay long enough to seek his secretary out? Through all the scars, tears, truths and tantrums, who will burn and who will make it out unscathed? • THIS BOOK HAS BEEN FULLY REVISED AND EDITED AS OF JULY 1ST 2017 • ● DEAR READERS, PLEASE BE COURTEOUS OF THE FACT THAT THE FIRST 16-18 CHAPTERS WERE WRITTEN WHEN I WAS 14 YEARS OF AGE HENCE WHY THEY ARE NOT VERY GOOD AND PROVE TO BE RATHER NONSENSICAL AT TIMES. THANK YOU FOR UNDERSTANDING.●

This woman could have been a spy, a duchess and the lover of a young cameraman all at once. She was a conjurer of a thousand stories, each unique to every observer; the elusive face behind any tale you put to her. {Written 2013.}

Even if she failed at life, at least she knew the perfect peanut butter to banana ratio. --- Awesome sauce cover by @JustCallMePicklez

In this world, everyone seems to be unique. But Yukine Zoldyk has come to shape the world as the most insane yet talented 17 year old there is. But when a threat is detected in California, him and his friends are put to the test, one that could mean life or death. (Finished, but subject to change drastically.) (Revising)

A swan can live it's whole life with one partner. If their partner dies, they can die of heart break. That is what described Sebastian's love for Helen. It was beautiful; pure. Their love story was absolutely perfect, or close to it. Sebastian never saw what was coming at him. When a tragedy hit their beautiful life, all he wanted to do was lay down, close his eyes, and give himself to eternal sleep. But he made a promise and he wouldn't lay down until that promise came true no matter how broken his heart and life was. So, what really happens when a swan dies?

When all you have in your life is fire and your job is to keep it burning, would you survive?

He was a billionaire, I was a bellboy, can I make it anymore obvious? It all started one fateful afternoon in summer of 2012. I was working as a bellboy at the Trump Hotel in Hong Kong on an internship program. This was my first time in a big city. It was all I could have ever dreamed of, and more. But little did I know, it was all about to change. Follow me on twitter.com/aguywithnolife Please note, this story may contain mature humor that isn't suitable for all ages.