"Thank you, Michael." "For what?" "Seeing that I'm more than just the president of the United States." (a short story)

I don't exactly ship Drapple, because it's impossible for someone to literally love an inanimate object, but no matter. This is sort of a joke, since I saw some Drapple fanfictions and I think it's just hilarious, so forgive me if this is really bad. Because trust me, this will be terrible. (Cover by me)

"Do you want your little ones to read books; and they want to read the Harry Potter Books; but you do not want them to turn into witches? Well-this is the story for you! This story has all the adventure of JKR's books; but will not lead your children astray. For concerned mommies everywhere! Blessings! Grace Ann" ~ Turn back now ~ @StorySins reviewed (1224 Sins) @Define_gf: "I'd rather read My Immortal a hundred times than read this bs again" @Chloem_F: "This book is one of the reasons I'm an atheist now" @HailSithis02: "K I L L M E" #isurvivedhspm ~ **This is not my book! I am just republishing it off fanfiction.net. The cover is also not mine**

Parody of the famous milk fic!! Written by @march_to_the_trapdoor and @planet.at.the.disco on Instagram!!

Wey hey it's Sniall. This is my daily journal.

SpongeBob has a rap battle with Miley Cyrus. When Miley finds out that SpongeBob has epic rapping skills, she wants her revenge. So what does she do? She uses her wrecking ball to destroy Bikini Bottom. Can SpongeBob stop her before it's too late?

"i'm your toilet fairy, and i will grant you any toilet-ty wish!"