Anna Shay is a normal 18 year old girl who lives in London. She shares a small flat with her best-friend Elka. These best-friends have been through everything together from the beginning. They are there for each other when needed. Anna has a job at a sweets store while Elka has one at the shoe store in the same plaza. They both can drive though they don't have a cars due to college expenses. Anna's whole life changes when she finds an iPhone on the floor in the store she works in. Who does this phone belong to? The one and only Louis Tomlinson from One Direction. She decides to keep this from Elka and her life is an adventure from there.

Ringgggg. Ringggg. Ringgg. "C'mon, c'mon!" I huffed, running in the pouring rain. "Answer!" I yelled, going passed building after dark building. No lights, nobody to help me. "Hey-" "Yes! Liam! Help, I really need he-" "Hey It's Liam. Sorry I Can't Get To My Phone Right Now, Leave A Message After The Tone!" "Shit." I cursed to myself. I looked around, running faster. I glanced behind me every now and then, the mystery person still in my persuit. I kept going, trying to call each of the boys. "Hey, you've got Zayn!" "Ello, Louis!" "Aye, it's Harry." Why won't they answer!! I turned my head, sneeking a peak. The first thing I noticed was the gun in their hand, the second thing I noticed was the fire hydrant. Something I'd noticed too late. I stumbled right over it, falling onto my knees. My phone barely out of reach. I crawled foward, grasping it as I dialed the emergency number. "Hello, my name is Audrey what is your emergency?" "Yes! I need h-" I was cut off, laying numbly on the ground as water fell onto my face. I looked up to meet my killer's eyes, just as they placed the gun to my head. Her blonde hair fell through the hoodie, smirking to herself. "Tsk, tsk, tsk. Why must you run? He will be mine, and this is just a warning." She grinned, cocking the gun. I swallowed hard, my tears mixing with the rain. "I love you mum." I whispered out, before I heard the loud bang and felt nothing. I was quickly falling. Falling into the never-ending blackness.

Getting Kicked out of a One Direction concert for Whorin’ For Horan wasn’t on top of Kim and Alex’s ‘to do’ list neither was running from zombies, but Santa obviously isn’t happy with them lately. The two die hard Directioners get their world turned upside down in less than 24 hours. All it took was a forgetful crazy Kim, A door swinging Alex a sexy as hell British-Irish boy band, a dead ice-cream man and a Homeless Rabies lady. Now Kim and Alex are running in one direction WITH One direction! Directionators are not allowed to read, they couldn’t handle this much awesome. Jk everyone is welcome into Harry’s Pants! Wait-wut?

I guess you could say that this story is like every other One Direction fan fiction or any fan fiction for that matter, but it isn’t – well, lots of stories say that, but I mean it with this one. Anna is a Australian teenager, with her faults and flaws, but like every other person out there, she has her qualities and loves living life large – as a hyperactive and crazy young woman who loves pranking, laughing and having fun by herself. Until five males pop out of nowhere and comes a part of her life. With the lads from One Direction coming into play, there’s no doubt about influences one can have on another if they look like they’re having fun. Pranks, friendship, fights, You Tubers, bands, famous people and craziness will come from their little encounter. But one thing is in question at the moment, will there be love? Pfft, good luck with that one, first there’s a roller coaster of Anna’s crazy life and the ‘situations’ everyone seems to be getting into now that Anna’s here. So, sit back, relax, and try your hardest not to laugh out loud and look like a crazy person.

three girls. five guys. bad jokes. one awful parody. "I seriously could not put this book down." -A person whose hands were glued to this book, even though it's impossible considering this is virtual. "The best wattpad story I've ever read!" -Somebody who just learned how to read and has only read one wattpad story in their life. ❀ WARNING ❀ omg don't read this plz it's embarrassing uGH This book is not serious at all. It's a One Direction fanfic parody. Or, as I like to call it, 'The Queen Book of all Carroty Fanfics'. It's idiotic and stupid and silly and cliche because all I want to do is put a smile on your face and make you shake your head at how dumb it is. If you want to read something that's actually well written, I don't recommend this! also there's lots of cussing in this oops :) xx

It's not like I'm afraid of them or anything. They're just annoying. REALLY annoying. I don't need some bubblegum pop boy-band ruining my summer. GET ME OUT OF HERE. All Rights Reserved 2013 © paradisestylesxx