Obsessive Coffee Disorder Obsessive Christmas Disorder Obsessive Candy Disorder even Obsessive Cumberbatch Disorder Funny jokes, but where do they derive? Obsessive Compulsive Disorder is where they derive from: a mental illness that cripples people, giving them unwanted and intrusive thoughts, unusual habits and urges, and irrational fears. Truthfully, those jokes aren't funny at all. -h

**book ongoing during June 2018** **no a(ce)phobia allowed!** This is a book of problems that people who identify on the spectrum of Asexuality! If you are ace/aro, then I hope you relate to some of these problems! If you aren't and you want to be transported to the wonderful world of cake and cuddles, then you're welcome here too!

There is an island in the sky, and not everyone can see it. A harmless village boy living in the rural lands, Iolani Tori is afraid of heights and loud noises. Taken by surprise when he receives a mysterious letter addressed to him, Io finds out that the floating island wasn't a figment of his imagination after all. A talking sparrow; An eagle's eye, A waiting vulture And a silent night.

HIGHEST RATING: #6 IN RANDOM WARNING: THERE ARE SWEARING MATURE THEMES AND TRIGGERING SUBJECTS Welcome to the Cliche Manual. I will explain to y'all the most known cliches and explain how to fix them, therefore, making your book more pleasant to read. Now some cliches are okay. But some are over the top. And that's what I'm trying to stop. Those Cliches that use to be original that is now buried in the Cliche Graveyard. Once an original idea that became too popular. So please grab a comfy blanket and grab some food because this will take a while. And if you see a cliche in this book that annoys you please comment vote or share! Cover Made by @ohmyhaylee Text Copyright ©Pancreak™2017 Some of these story ideas are made by others. All rights go to them for those chapters in particular. Sorry if I did somehow 'copy' your idea all rights go to you for that chapter :)

Book #2 in the 100 something series :3 Read Book One first please and thank you WELCOME BACK Y'ALL! This time my cringeness is back...WITH A NEW BOOK THIS IS WERE WE TALK ABOUT THE ALL ANNOYING CLICHES ON MOVIES! "Let's go check this out" Boom Dead. That is only one out of MANY CLICHES I AM GOING TO DO 100 to be exact. Also sorry if there are weird chapters here and there Book Cover Made by @ohmyhaylee

Jokes of mostly history, because I have to share it.

Highest Rank: #6 in Action ========================================================================= She's as silent as the night, never leaving a trace that she was even there. She hunts those who wrong her city and kills them in cold blood, taking payment for the bounty. She leaves her mark on her targets after they're killed. An obsidian bow made with Raven's feathers, her signature. She's and assassins vigilante working for the secret organization of assassins called Eclipse. She causes havoc in the royal court, taking on nobles and saving her people. He's a knight to the pompous king. He's honorable and strong, always doing what's right, no matter what it may seem. He's stubborn and insightful, hunting down the menace known as The Raven as he takes on yet another corpse with yet another Raven's arrow. He will hunt down the menace and find him before there are more deaths to his name. He has vowed his life to catch The Raven. And he will succeed. ========================================================================== Cerise Ashcroft is an assassin who kills corrupt officials. She strikes fear in the royal court and gives hope to the people of Eclaria. She works for The Secret assassins Clan named Eclipse as the best assassin in all of Espen. She kills in the name of justice but of course collects a bounty. Colin Meyers is a knight to King Julius, who doesn't mind the murders commited by The Raven, but sends Colin on the vigilante's trail anyways. Colin is the best knight in Espen, the best fighter, until he's met his match. He's on a mission to catch this murderer self-proclamed vigilante and prevent future deaths. What happens when they finally cross paths? What happens when it happens more then once? And as different identities? Who will betray the other? Who will begin what is the inevitable? ***** FIND OUT ON TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND!!!!!! Just kidding, but yeah that's the description.

A guide full of tips and tricks that hopefully doesn't recount the same old stuff in every other writing book under the sun, Wattpad and published alike. Covering everything from helpful resources like Susanna's Pacemaker to treating setting like character. Here's the link for all my shareable resources: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1iUDlQIY8NjF3T4_7oBEp_Aw6ftar65p9S4YQGHIr738/edit?usp=sharing

Some basic writing tips to help you become a more effective storyteller.