"My life was normal until some bastard turned it upside down."

Haley is an orphan. Technically. She still lives amoung her family, being shipped from member to member whenever they grow tired of her depression. Haley Hollows isn't really depressed, she just prefers to be a loner, having lost her parents when they died and her brother when he left to tour with his band 'Burning Embers'. Now he's back, and he want's her to come live with him. And the band. Haley's thoughts? Oh hell no.

For as long as Mallory and Ross can remember, they’ve been best friends; they even have old home videos to prove it. They’ve always been there for each other, but when Mallory’s parents decide to get a divorce, she decides to drop the tom-boy act and change her appearance to get attention. Mallory becomes a real girl, one with a major attitude and Ross can’t handle her change in personality. Will they find how to get around this speed-bump, or will their friendship pull to a halt? Could their friendship be more than just rules of attraction?

Enter, if you please. Here are the world’s awesomest pranks that I have compiled. These aren’t all my ideas, but I will tell you if it is an EinsteinJunior original! WARNING: Hilarious content included. Read at your own stomach’s risk. Stomach pains will occur after an over-dose of laughter. Joking! Come on in, man!

Book #1 in the Royal Secret Trilogy It all happened one night eight years ago. A few words spoken to shake a tiny heart with fear. Running and hiding became a natural for Claudia. Fear over took her heart at such a young age, making her stay away from the one boy who would be her everything. Now eight years has passed. Claudia continues to hide, but her time is running out. Once she hits her 18th birthday her wolf will connect to Caden's. Will she be able to stay away from the man who once destroyed her vision of mates? Or will she run into his open arms? *****This is a sample. The full version is on my patreon & Ream accounts with all my other books. I hope you enjoy and continue to follow me. The mature version is completed on www.patreon.com/tessat as well if you'd like to read it. It is dark, drool-worthy and oh so delicious.

Kennedy Laurel is anticipating a normal summer. Hanging out with her friends, kicking it by the beach, normal summer stuff. Until her mum tells her that they're having guests- Kennedy's mum's best friend and her family- staying with them the whole summer. Kennedy thinks nothing of it, until she drives to the airport and meets their guests... A hot Australian boy named Josh and his twin sister and mother. Kennedy doesn't want to admit it, but she starts falling hopelessly for Josh. After she learns his secrets (including the biggest one of all) she still is in love, and not willing to give him up for anything- not even her current boyfriend. Will she snap out of it before her summer is over and Josh moves back to Australia forever, or will she be doomed to have a broken heart? Well kick back, catch some waves, enjoy reading and stay up here in Canada- even though the water IS better down under. Not a very good description, I know... but read it anyways! :D