They're worlds apart, and this isn't high school, so how the hell did a homeless female writer end up renting a billionaire's mansion? And - hold your breath - becoming his fake girlfriend? ➳ full blurb inside ➳ first reached #1 in humor on july 6, 2015 ➳ first reached #1 in business on august 29, 2023 ➳ winner of best humor book in the fiction awards 2016 ➳ featured by cadbury (marvellous creations) and secret lives of the americans (pivot) P.S. This is a SATIRICAL BILDUNGSROMAN. Proceed with caution. (cover by @glueeater)

She cries out but nobody hears her... she reaches out and nobody helps her... she's all alone... at least that's what she thinks. Scarlett Johnson is the popular rich girl who wears a facade because behind that fake smile is pain and a cry for help. She wanted the perfect life with the perfect family but he ruins it... she wished for the perfect guy to be hers but he's taken... at least for now anyways. Kallen Henry is the new girl who joins paths with Scarlett Johnson. Little does Scarlett know her ex and Kallen team up to change her entire life. But what they don't see is that she's already drowning. ==================================================================================================================================================================== First published January 17, 2017 #goldenrose2k18 Signature banner created by @blackqueen39 Cover created by @writersblock924

First chapter of the romance between Savannah and Eduardo. "Even now you did not want to know me?" He asked me, looking at my mouth and moving a bushing behind his back and then finally resting his hand behind my neck. Summer has just begun for Savannah who is looking forward to going on vacation with her best friends. But, as soon as he returns home, his parents give her the bombshell: he will go to work for a month at a Resort in Brazil. Savannah is shocked by this news, but even more so when she finds out that the boy she's been in love with for some years, as well as Levi, her best friend, feels the same feelings for her. Savannah, however, must leave for Brazil where he will meet two fantastic girls with whom he will share every experience and him: Eduardo, the most moody and asocial boy I have ever known. Unfortunately for her, they will be colleagues and this will help them establish a relationship of hatred and friendship that will be hampered by the queen of the resort: Rebecca, who has had a crush on Eduardo for some years. Will they manage to get along? How much will Rebecca play in their relationship? And with Levi how will it end? Will they be able to stay away from each other? But above all: will Savannah be able to avoid closing the doors to love?