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My parents signed a contract when I was first born that stated I'd be sold as a vampire slave when I turned 18. They never told me about this. I had to figure that out on my own when the men in the black suits came to take me away. I saw all the scared faces at the auction center. Before I knew it I was bought by the prince. Andy Biersack. Even through all of the harsh beatings I can't help but feel a connecting between me and Andy. I think he does to.

Raised by her witch Grandmother deep in the forest, Skyler has lived a friendless life of isolation and magic. Her fortunes change when she accidentally binds herself to the powerful demon known as Rayne. This former Prince of Hell is inexplicably drawn towards Skyler and finds himself determined to protect her. Skyler on the other hand has no desire to spend the rest of eternity bound to evil. However when her lonely world is plunged into danger as ancient prophecies, assassins, werewolves and army of demons invade her life, the only thing that stands between Skyler and death is Rayne. This is the third book in the The Imperial Vampire Court Saga.