**Featured on DARK FANTASY and ADULT FICTION reading lists** WARNING: EATING OR DRINKING WHILE READING THIS STORY IS HIGHLY INADVISABLE. Once Upon A Time, Good Omens, Monty Python, and Arrested Development had a back-alley three-way and birthed a fairytale. Gerald wasn't supposed to be stuck living seven centuries in the future. He definitely wasn't supposed to be "mentoring" The Dark Lord's progeny in the hopes that she would decide to save the world rather than destroy it. In fact, he wasn't even supposed to be named Gerald (the name of every other male in his family for three hundred years), because everyone assumed a weak-chinned, balding, forgettable man, who was just a magician, could never be who Geraldo The Foreshadower prophesied. But that's what assuming gets you, and here he was saddled with a fate he never asked for, in a time he didn't know, surrounded by people he didn't want to like, and he was out of Firewine AGAIN! The Dark Heir is a darkly satirical tale of assumptions, anti-heroes, and apocalypses, where the road to hell is actually a themed water-park slide covered in slightly less urine than a real one. It drops literary and film references faster than an NYC socialite drops names, and promises endless laughs - including, but not limited to, sad chuckles, guffaws, uncontrollable giggles at inappropriate moments, brays, barks, cackles, snorts, cachinnations, and the occasional howl (though that may be the Welsh Werewolves showing up unannounced). Consider yourself warned... Reviews: "Completely and adorably bonkers," says @floranocturna "Hilarious in every way. Even when I cringed, I laughed," says @LadySapphire2018 Winner of The Trident Awards

This is a compilation of my favourite books on wattpad. If you are looking for something to read, I hope this can give you a new story to indulge in.

Lucy gets a feeling that she wants to do something different so she goes in a mission alone. No body knows that Natsu has just started his mating season. When Lucy gets back she is in for a big surprise when Natsu refuses to leave her side. I know there are a lot of these out in the world but I wanted to write my own version of it. No drama just light hearted fun with sex in it. This whole world including the characters and franchise me no own so you no sue. Nalu fanfic.

in a world where your moods are visible above your head, displayed through pictures and icons, it's impossible to hide your true feelings. however dan howell seems to be lacking this. labelled as an emotionless freak, dan is outcasted because his moods are never visible. that is, until an endlessly happy boy named phil wonders why.

For Five years, Katsuki Yuuri had mysteriously vanished. Many question if he was even alive after the search for the famous omega. The police has given up but Viktor Nikiforov and his friends refuse to believe such a thing. As his mate, Viktor decides to search for Yuuri with some help from the skaters. Will he find Yuuri? Or will he come to an dead end?

Natsu and Lucy were childhood bestfriends They are always together even if they sleep they're always together but one day Lucy's father Jude had an amazing offer so the Heartfillia's move to France. find out how Natsu realize his true feelings for lucy and how destiny will help them meet again.

This NALU short story Natsu and Lucy have been happily married and are expecting a child. But what will happen when Lucy goes into labor and Wendy isn't there to help with the brith. Can happy get help before the baby comes.

I have suffered too much to let her slip through my fingers again. This time, I'm not letting anyone else take her away from me. Just wait Nashi, Daddy's coming to save you. Sequel to Thank You, Nashi.

A love story of Natsu & Lucy of Fairy Tail. The two are married and discover a big surprise!

In the small town of Magnolia, a young girl without a care in the world, lives a quiet life with her elderly father. But one day,her father goes missing and she sets out to find him. She finds a large castle deep within the woods an enters. But she finds more than her father.