A book. A book filled with short stories about Michael Jackson and Prince and anything and everything I can possibly contrive to happen to them or have them do. There'll be some goofs, some gaffs, and a whole lot of lovin'. Some romance, some adventure, and toasters. Sometimes they will be famous, other times they're more or less just characters in an alternate universe. (They also won't always be romantically involved.) And there's also probably gonna be a lot of Weird Al Yankovic. It's gonna be a good time, I swear. Brought to you by Toasters™. Toasters powered by the internet with electricity fueled by memes. You're welcome. ERROR Internet connection lost. Disconnect your toaster and try again. If internet does not work after connecting your toaster, please contact your service provider. BEST RANKING: #666 IN MICHAELJACKSON HECK YEAH

"Give in, Jackson." After his refusal on Michael Jackson's Bad album stint, Prince wants to turn things over and wants Jackson to collaborate with him on his terms. Michael, not keen on seeing the purple pop star after the events of 87', and hectic schedule for the release of his upcoming album, immediately ignores Prince's request. Prince, being the aggressive, manipulative asshole he is, who won't take no for an answer, he things take a quick turn for the worse, as he takes the matters into his own hands, forcing Michael to work with him, against Michael's own will. But this collaborative proposal is no music collaboration. This is Prince's way of getting what he wants. More likely, who he wants.

February, 1990 Michael Jackson is getting fed up with the rumors of him and rock star Prince having a rivalry. A friendly competition, yes, but no rivalry. Prince, however, thinks differently. To end all of these 'lies' according to Michael, he asks The Purple One to attend a meeting at his Neverland Ranch in Santa Barbara, California. When there, he learns of Michael's plan to end all of the foolishness that the media conducts: they'll have to live together. Prince in retaliation, refuses and gives valid excuses until Michael finally talks him into it. Now the two biggest musicians will have to stay together over the course of some months - but who says it has to be all bad? Will something bloom between the two? Will sparks start to fly? Will living with the enemy be all that bad? *** The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed are fictitious. Any resemblance to actual events is purely coincidental. DiamondAT© Cover by @JB_Justin_Bieber