Encounters between a girl who works as a barista at a local coffee shop; and a random boy that drops by every morning for his latte. Or is it that simple? {Dialogue Story} *first story on here, so mistakes are a definite. Thank you for giving this story a chance! Highest ranking: #430 in humor!

"You rotten fish" "excu-" "You silicon face caked up with makeup" "What the fuc-" "You cheating beech" "Holy Molly who the fu-" "Don't ever show me your plastic face" "HELL'S BELL, you'll have to pay for this discourtesy, you twat" ____ A crude A narcissist A nd A wrong phone call ** H I G H E S T R A N K I N G #69 on humor 15/04/18 #61 on humor 23/04/18 #8 on dialogue story 03/03/19

[COMPLETED] "I could bring some lunch and drop it off at your house if you give me your address......" "Oh hell no!!! I don't want some 60 year old creep going around my neighborhood dropping food and running after little girls. " "Excuse me. But this '60 something year old creep' is a college student who is 21 and VERY hot. He was trying to be nice to his friend, who by the looks of it, is actually a stalker going around calling innocent boys and trying to seduce them. TRYING being the key word here. " .............................................................................. When a crazy sarcastic girl prank calls and meets her "Prince Charming " (9-OCT-2018) Previously known as "PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLYFISH" COVER BY - @ashesofinfinity March 29th- April 6 th- Published and Completed.

{COMPLETED} SPIN-OFF OF 'Stalker Girl'. CAN BE READ AS A STAND ALONE TOO. ....................................................................................... "Awww... How's Mrs. Cross? Still considered sending you off for adoption or leaving you in a farm?" "What?" "Oh, you know, I may have given her some brochures about adoption agencies and some farms, when we were in grade 1." "You were the one who sent them? I should have known. Who would be jealous of a perfect guy like me? My mom got the best deal." "Yeah yeah, whatever helps you sleep at night. How is she? She's so sweet. She sent me new dolls after someone..... had a weird urge to start a butchery, using my dolls, near the swing set." "Sovvyyyyy!" "Your baby voice won't get you anywhere, honey." "Ohhh, did someone call me honey? Baby, I'll be the honey to your pancakes." "Ew! No thank you! Oh, I have to go. The pizza guy is here and he's so cute and so swee-" "Oh... um... ok." *muffled* "Yes, I'm coming. Get out of my room before I sell you to Pervy Joe. I won't get much money, but at least I'll get rid of you, Caleb." *Chuckling* "Is Caleb your brother?" *laughing* "Yeah, he's so crazy but It's impossible not to love him." "Who's Pervy Joe?" "He's this guy on our street. He's such a weirdo. Caleb's kind of scared of him." *laughing* "Oh, poor little guy." *chuckling* "Yeah. I better go. Bye Kyler!" "See you tomorrow!" *BEEP BEEP* ----------------------------------------------------------------- Polar opposites She's the nerd. He's the bad boy. But they do have something in common... They hate each other. (9-OCT-2018 Previously known as COOKIE THIEVES AND CREAM CHEESE ) PUBLISHED AND COMPLETED -27/4/2018

ᴀʟᴀɴᴀ ᴀᴅᴀᴍꜱ ɪꜱ ᴀɴ ᴀꜱᴘɪʀɪɴɢ ᴘᴀɪɴᴛᴇʀ, ᴡᴀɴᴛɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ɢᴇᴛ ɪɴᴛᴏ ʏᴀʟᴇ ᴜɴɪᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴛʏ'ꜱ ᴀʀᴛ ᴘʀᴏɢʀᴀᴍ. ʙᴜᴛ ᴡʜᴇɴ ꜱʜᴇ ᴀᴄᴄɪᴅᴇɴᴛᴀʟʟʏ ʀɪɴɢꜱ ᴜᴘ ᴀ ꜰʟᴏʀɪꜱᴛ ꜱʜᴏᴘ ɪɴꜱᴛᴇᴀᴅ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀᴅᴍɪꜱꜱɪᴏɴꜱ ᴏꜰꜰɪᴄᴇ, ᴛʜɪɴɢꜱ ɢᴇᴛ ᴀ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴇꜱᴛɪɴɢ. ᴄᴏᴘʏʀɪɢʜᴛ © 2018 ʙʏ ᴘᴜʟ ᴘᴀʀᴍᴀʀ ᴀʟʟ ʀɪɢʜᴛꜱ ʀᴇꜱᴇʀᴠᴇᴅ

"I can sense the smile." "I can feel the smile." "I can telepathically see the smile." "Shut up. I'm not smiling." "Then you're grinning?" "At the thought of your face flushing down my toilet." --- When two sixteen-year-olds, worlds apart as a result of their own personal dysfunctions, meet and fall in love via text messages. [Highest Rank #155 in Short Story]

One note, two note, three note and more notes from anonymous. *A/N: This story is pretty cheesy! Be warned lol * Amazing cover by @mara_cleia

In which a girl goes to the caramel apple booth, just to see a boy. ~cover picture does not belong to me

He sends messages to the girl he thinks about, but she ignores them. *cover does not belong to me

in which a boy delivers waffles and a girl eats them. book one in the foodie series ✿lowercase intended✿