If you are not willing to risk the unusual, then you must settle for the ordinary. THIS STORY IS ON HOLD BECAUSE I WAS A CARROT WHEN I MADE IT SO IT IS UNDER SERIOUS REVISION.

This is a book that will contain extras and paragraphs from my other stories that are PG13 - because I don't want them to be rated R. I decided to create this book for R rated paragraphs with sexual contents, and also for some R rated short stories.

Getting bitten by a vampire is something, but getting bitten by five hot vampire celebrities is something else. Amberia Purt is a 17 year old American Directioner. Just like every other directioner, she dreams to meet the five knights in shining armor of her life. Who could know taking a short bathroom break could change your life? *Dramatic gasp* This story should be categorized as vampire, werewolves, fan-fiction, teen-fiction, adventure, fantasy, humor, mystery/thriller, paranormal, & romance, but unfortunately, they only allow each story to be put in only 2 categories. [This story is UNEDITED, so please don't complain about errors, plot-holes, and etc. WARNING: It's also BATSHIT CRAZY HAHAHAHAHA.] [X] This is the ONE & ONLY One Direction Bit Me. I've seen so many imitations after this fanfic, and I want you all to know that this is the ORIGINAL. Thank you! :) -This story is completely HUMOROUS, so stop taking it so seriously.-