"A new phone and one wrong number are the best things that have ever happened to me because they led me to you." I once ranked #2 in Fanfiction and I keep this here to remember it (October 1, 2017) #1 in #Wrongnumber #1 in #WhyDon'tWe (and all their names too) #1 in #text #1 in a lot of things I'm too lazy to type out 1 million reads on November 8, 2017 2 million reads on July 6 This belongs to me, not you! So if you dare to copy this fanfiction the Nuggetz and I will come for you :)

Messrs Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs certainly feel quite accomplished after completing what they dub as the Marauder's Map. A map designed to show every classroom, hall, corridor, and even secret passageway of the Hogwarts Castle but also capable of identifying every person, ghost, and poltergeist roaming about. Or so they thought. It takes Elspeth Hayes casually strolling down the corridor one afternoon for the boys to realise that she's not showing up on the map and they want to figure out why. But Elspeth is not about to give away her secrets so easily, after all, a girl has to have her secrets to keep the boys on their toes.