minyoongay: I was just wondering if you heard about the guy whose whole left side got cut off parkpabo: omg no I didn't, is he okay? minyoongay: yeah, he's all right now - yoongi x jimin #1 in pickuplines #5 in puns

yoongi is royalty, jimin is a novelty yoongi is a prince, jimin is hard to convince. ©hobiously plagiarism is a crime warning: SO CRINGE PLEASE I WROTE THIS WHEN I WAS 15 NOW IM 22 AND IM STILL GETTING NOTIFS I LOVE U ALL BUT I WISH I COULD BURN THIS FIC my ao3 is much better @taestytaesty