"You're a pile of poop." "You're a fountain of pee." Dialogue Story

If people were natural disasters, he was a hurricane. Of course you wouldn't know that by just looking at him with those oceanic blue eyes and that windswept blond hair, looking as if he'd just stumbled off of an island. Maybe he looked like he rode the waves instead of creating them. But he was a hurricane: destructive and utterly antagonistic. And I just couldn't get enough.

"why are you back again?" "donut worry about that." "..." "..." "did you just-" "yup." #9 in short story [081217]