"Clayne, can you come over? like, right now?" "no, Michael, i can't. i'm busy." "babe, please..." "seriously, what in the fücking hell do you want?" "uhh-well, I was just wondering if you could help me out in here because. .. . ugh! dammit Clayne, i'm horny as fuck today." "Michael Gordon Clifford, you know what? fuck you." // in which her bestfriend is one of a constantly horny guy; horny » m.g.c

"Is that your penis??"

In which Luke has a daddy kink, and Eva likes anything kinky. - warning: this book is just really gross so don't say there wasn't a warning

"your order will be getting to you shortly." "sweet, thanks! bye, i love you!" "i love you too!" "..." © zaynkillers, 2015 (cover made by mclahey)

(p.s. this is really weird bc mikey's a hotdog but ok) in which a boy in a hotdog costume falls in love with a customer. ;book one in the hey everybody series!! inspiration: hey everybody music video, 5sos

❝they're falling, and I'm trapped, and I'm scared, and I don't know what to do Kate❞ ❝please don't leave me Ashton, you can't leave me❞ ❝I love you, I'm sorry❞ ©Narry-My-Storan 2015 || Kay A nine-eleven story

[completed] in which michael finds himself falling for the schools biggest fuckboy. awkward! michael fuckboy! luke - © 2016 | -riptidemuke | all rights reserved.

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