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Move, I Want My Freakin' Eggs! (Harry Potter One-Shot) by flareshot
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You will see, lol. I own nothing but the plot, Harry Potter universe is JK Rowling's, and the play was made by the StarKid Crew, Enjoy
A Dragon's Mate. by LeahBates2
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Harry thought that he the perfect life. Friends who cared for him, mother and father-like figures and people to teach him things, but it was not all it seemed. Harry had snuck into one of the Order meetings and he learns he is being betrayed and used. Lily and James Potter are not his parents, he has had his magic bound and a marriage contract created. Harry joins those he was meant to from the start and together they will make the light regret what they had done to him. Will include Yaoi and Mpreg.
When my mate was taken (drarry) by cameronn__
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Draco Malfoy is lucky. He met his mate when he was two. His name was Kovus Riddle, and he was totally in love with him for two years. Except Draco didn't realise that until Kovus went missing. Now Draco's fifteen, in desperate need of his mate. Will he ever find Kovus again? Harry Potter often feels as though he's not meant to be him. As though he's meant to be someone else. If only he was the young boy in his dreams, with a father and a mate. That little boys name is Kovus. Harry just wished he was real. I wrote a little bit of this story on my other account, but I wanted to write it on this one. Just so you know I'm not stealing the story, it's mine!
Harry's Secret (Drarry fanfic) by Puppygirl426
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When Harry first came to Hogwarts he discovers that he has some magical creature DNA. Now Harry has to tell his friends and explain. But that's not a problem, but Harry becoming of age and starting his first mating season is. And worst of all no one knows who's Harry's mate. Will they find whom Harry's mate is? Will Harry's friends aprove?
24/7 [h.s.] by cliffordpunkrock
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"Listen to me, princess. I've had enough of your attitude. We're both in hell here. So either suck it up or shut up. Do I make myself clear?" -- Emma Winston never expected her father to become President of the United States. When she got accepted into her dream school she never expected to have a secret service agent assigned to her 24/7. And when she meets Harry Styles, her personal 24/7 agent, she never expected she could hate someone so much. Will Harry and Emma learn to silently and spitefully coexist, or will circumstances they never could have anticipated change everything they thought about each other? HIGHEST RANK #1 IN FANFICTION Reviews: "24/7 a very lovely book. It's one of my favourite stories ever! It's really well written and soooo cute. I get so damn excited when it has a new chapter. You always get surprised bc there is often something you don't expect to happen. It's perfect♥️" - @FantaStyles "24/7 is worth the read for anyone, not just Harry stans. It's not predictable or cliche like the title may suggest to some. The amount of times I've gotten whiplash from the characters and the situations is uncountable. The storyline is well thought out and the character development is amazing. This book is an 11/10." - @takemyeverybreath "24/7 is far from the cliche fanfiction it might seem. It's a bodyguard story deluxe with plenty of action (and not just the sexy kind). The characters are well written three dimensional people who really grow on you as you keep reading more and more chapters. There is plenty of drama going on, but unlike you often see, it isn't drama for the sake of drama. The plot is very well constructed and the cliffhangers will certainly keep you on the edge of your seat and checking the Wattpad app or site more often then you might like to admit for updates." - @SophiaGordons
Resorting of Gryffindor by pointlesstests
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What happens when McGonagall decides to change the sorting hat's method of choosing Gryffindors?
Life After the War (Sequel to 'Let's Help Each Other') by pointlesstests
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Its the sequel to 'Let's Help Each Other' Its about life after the war. I don't know where its going to take me, but i'm just going to go with the flow I DON'T OWN JK ROWLING CHARACTERS
Let's Help Each Other by pointlesstests
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When two rivals are forced to speak, so as to not die of boredom, a mutual friendship is born. But when Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter both reveal secrets that not even their friends know, they strive to help each other in any way possible. It starts off on the train ride home after 6th year (This is a story my friend and I made together by role play texting, but I'm going to make it in bookish form. This is an original story) Btw abuse alert at the beginning of the story I DO NOT OWN ANY CHARACTERS OR PLOT JK ROWLING WAS AMAZING, IM JUST ADDING GAYNESS