[pastel dan + punk phil] [warning that this is probably the most terrible written piece you've ever read.] dan howell, a man who wore lilac sweaters and liked coffee as much as he needed to breathe. phil lester, a man with too many tattoos and blue in his hair, with too many things that seemed dangerous about him. one night under the city lights changed everything they believed. pastel dan/punk phil au / around 2015 [highest rank: #601 in dan]

Dan Howell, the school 'nerd'. Yeah, that's the clique he has been put into. He's shy, has a passion for theatre, loves to draw, wears flower crowns, button up shirts, and pastel sweaters. The popular group bullying him constantly, pulling flowers out his flowers crowns, crumbling his drawings, physically harming him, calling him names, and taking any and every moment to call him out about his feminine appearance. He hasn't had many friends except for his best and only friend, Pj. He hasn't had much luck in his life but will something or someone turn that around? Phil Lester, the school punk. He is the kind of person parents fear their child dating. Piercings, tattoos, but what no one suspects is his soft personality. No one really cares to get to know him due to 'status quo'. He doesn't mix in with the popular crowd that is constantly bullying Dan. He's more of a loner, but still playfully teases Dan time from time. So in reality: he is a fucking dork. •Mentions of bullying, depression, anxiety, may have smut idk, homophobia, under-aged drinking, pheels overload• •I don't own dan or phil, or the concept of pastel! dan or punk! phil• I WILL MURDER YOU IF YOU STEAL THIS

Pastel!Dan, the new kid, bumps into Punk!Phil and they just so happen to be in all the same classes. Phil has had an odd attraction on the pastel boy since he laid eyes on him. Maybe its the secret that Dan hides that makes him seem so interesting in Phil's eyes and maybe even vice versa. (18 year old d+p)

admire someone else's beauty without questioning your own. {lowercase intended}

in which a demon named dan accidentally falls in love with an angel named phil. {phan au} highest ranking- #27 in danisnotonfire

For 15 years, Daniel Howell has trained as an undercover spy and policeman for an agency called SACM (Secret Agency of Criminal Management.) When his commander assigns him to an easier case - a simple drug bust - he meets his suspect, Phil Lester. Once he proves if he's innocent or guilty, Dan can simply leave and go on with life. But what is it about this particular suspect that causes the pain in Dan's chest? Can Dan simply move on after this? Will his strict commander even let him? Rated: 10+ (graphic situations)

Dan Howell has made many mistakes in life, the first of which was being born to Aphrodite (or maybe just being born at all, in his uncle's opinion). It's never made much sense that he was the son of the goddess of love, seeing as he didn't even believe in it. Still, maybe there's time for his mind to be changed when he finds himself going on a quest to retrieve his mother's "Cupid's bow" with Phil Lester, son of Ares. (thanks to @xSillyTilly for betaing and for making this cover!!)

"Let's go have fun," - Phil, the school jock who towers over everyone in height, falls fast for a short boy named Dan. [COMPLETED]

dan likes to fuck with boys on tinder for entertainment, phil just happens to be one of those boys