Mackenzie and Madison are Taylor Swift and Shrek's children. You might think that's pretty cool until you don't know if your ''special-someone'' likes you for you, or for your dad. Because let's be honest, when your dad is that much of a hot model, everyone wants to be your friend.

Sitting on a roof. The soft green muscular giant sat there, legs dangling. The only one who wasn't drunk. I had to talk to him. He was beautiful. I had to talk to him. Info: Gordon Ramsay's Pov. A lot of photoshop images. Good plot-twist. Weird as fuck. Many characters such as strippers Zebras, furries, and a hot cat. The first book of a whole series I wrote, such as '' Shrek's daughter complicated love story''. My goal is to get 666 views. Chapters aren't too long. Plz enjoy, and good luck. You might have nightmares. :) _Jinja_

Jokes of mostly history, because I have to share it.

New cover by @_Sugartae😍😍 Welcome to Relatable posts 2! The place for everyone living the sloth life- slouching and snacking away watching endless hours of TV. This book totally describes your life.

New cover by @_Sugartae😍😍 Welcome to Relatable posts. The place for everyone living the sloth life - slouching and snacking away watching endless hours of TV. This book totally describes your life