'He pursed his lips before speaking. “What the hell are you doing lying in a trash can?” “It’s for ironic purposes,” came a muffled response. Something clicked in Karkat’s mind, and he felt stupid for not putting it together earlier: this dick was Dave Strider.' *All characters belong to Andrew Hussie*

Dave Strider, not your average normal kid. He seems to be a cool guy, gaining popularity quickly, but his secret is getting harder to sustain in the darkness of his shades and instincts. Karkat Vantas, just your low status ball of rage. He meets Dave after being called into the councilors office. Of course he despises having to "babysit" him the first few classes before an incident happened with the 1950's goons of Cronus Ampora. What will happen later on once the incident is solved, because Cronus had no partake in it? Will Dave be able to sustain his secret in the dark? Or will he be able to trust Karkat enough to tell him his secret? How will Karkat react to it if the secret is revealed?

This is only my second fanfic, so it might not be the best thing ever. Oh, and there WILL be cursing. I'll make one chapter a lemon, if it's requested too. So make sure to comment and give me feedback, or just comment on stuff you think is funny so I know what to have more of. Thanks guys!! :3

A second part of amazing Sadstuck Headcanons!! Once again, I don't own any of this, and I don't know if it's true! Enjoy~ <3 :D

Humanstuck! High school davekat AU. Karkat Vantas is the new kid in town and is a social outcast. He's struggles with his life at home, and can't seem to find his happiness. He becomes friends with a ton of new people, and even meets the love of his life. Disclaimer: I do not own Homestuck, or it's characters. !!Trigger warning: mentions of self harm, minor violence, and character death!! There are 2 endings to this book :) I'm aware of how bad this story is, I wrote it a while ago.

Its been a long road. You've been happy together. And you always knew this day was coming, even in the beginning. Still you aren't prepared. And It feels like your heart is being cut in half. (Sollux is dying of old age while Eridan is still young. Short sadstuck. Triggers: Death)

Dave Strider would never say he was depressed. He was troubled, but he never thought about suicide. That was, of course, until he met Karkat Vantas, who changed his views on the world and on life itself. However, depression is a slippery slope. Will he be able to pull them free from it's grasp? Or will he die trying? If you've ever watch Sala Samobojcow or The Suicide Room, you'll like this. It's not going be be exactly the same, so don't expect someone to die! This is sadstuck so trigger warnings for self harm and language and all that.

Your name is Dave Strider. You're 16 years old. You have an.. Interesting career. ---- 16 year old Dave Strider is a demon hunter with his older brother, Dirk. The Striders became hunters after their Bro died on the job. Karkat Vantas is the new kid. He moved to Houston, Texas after the death of his father to live with his older brother Kankri. He never thought that he'd have to go into hiding with his brother, but here he was.

Hi I made this like 6 years ago when I was 11 or something please stop reading it it's so bad what is wrong with you people just let homestuck die already