The Adventures of Zelda: A Pug Tale

Have you ever wondered what your dog is thinking? Zelda is a curly-tailed, wrinkly, stubborn pug. But, she isn't an ordinary pug content to eat and sleep her days away. Zelda is always searching for a new adventure, mystery to solve, or squirrel to catch, and her unexpected reactions cause readers to smile and laugh...

RED BLUE YELL-WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE

What the hell is this shit.

Wtf is this

this is a bendy x reader but its written like shit (because ay lmao it's a joke y'all) sUMMON THE SARGENT SPHINCTER YALL