❝ I really hope you don't expect me to do anything. Because I won't. I don't care. Cry all you like but when it comes down to it, you don't need me and I don't need you. Love isn't real. It only exists in fairytales and Disney movies. This is real life, honey. Get used to it. ❞

I went to Brazil wishing to hook up with as many straight men as I could find but a gay tourist with a nice butt was all I got.