Phan oneshots with Fluff and Angst. They suck a first, then they get a lil better, but then it gets worse. I 👏DO 👏NOT 👏WRITE👏 SMUT 👏ANYMORE 👏PLEASE 👏STOP 👏ASKING👏 Requests are open

this is genuinely the worst thing i have ever written. if you want to read the remake im doing with be more chill instead of phan go to my ao3 it's shemeanswell :) in the meantime if you want to read this Wretched Thing knock yourself out!!! literally knock yourself out before you make the mistake of reading this please. also sequel is not on hold sequel is Dead and will never come Thank you bye swiggity swot, dan thinks phil is hot. phan summer camp AU. no triggers that I know of. if you are triggered by any of this please message me and I'll add a warning. you will also get free.. socks... {SEQUEL ON HOLD}

where dan is a struggling music artist and phil is a cocky, successful and a sexually frustrated producer ; copyright © 2016 ; highest ranking #5

Dan Howell and Phil Lester have stopped keeping eachother in the friend zone, but can they really keep their relationship from the internet before bad things happen? *DON'T READ IF YOU DON'T LIKE EXTREME CRINGE*

Phil is an exchange student and Dan happens to be his host brother. GENRE: Fluff/Angst. there is smut but you shouldn't read if that's all you want. WARNINGS: Drug/Alcohol Usage, Swearing, Depression and mentions of suicide (cutting, suicide attempt), Death of family members, Childhood traumas, Car accidents, Boyxboy, Drug dealing word count: 88k+ (In case you don't know this, exchange students live with a family that's called "host family".)

Cover not drawn by me. All credit goes to owner (google images) Summary: Phil’s mum finds out he’s bulimic so she takes him to a mental hospital. He hates it at first, but quickly makes friends with two other patients, PJ and Chris. Another boy, Dan, joins the group, but he’s really quiet and reluctant to share anything as to why he’s there. Phil gets him to open up eventually, but the things he finds out about Dan are not as simple as Phil thought they’d be. (P.S. Yes, I know a lot of things that happen in the hospital would never ever happen in a real hospital but it’s fiction for a reason!) Trigger warning: Subjects of bulimia, bipolar disorder, rape, depression, suicide attempt, and self-harm. Please take caution when reading and always talk to me if you need to.

Summary: Dan’s mum left with Dan’s brother one night and never came back. His dad turned to alcohol to numb his pain and beating Dan when the alcohol didn’t work. One night after a particularly bad beating, Dan decides to run away in hopes to get a job, make money, and live comfortably away from his dad. Things aren’t as easy as Dan hopes, so he finds himself homeless, with only a kind stranger stopping by every day to give him something to eat. Warnings: child abuse, low self-esteem and a bit of depression.

Cover not made by me. All credit goes to http://phandom5ever.tumblr.com/ Summary: Dan is part of some humans chosen/captured by Phil's vampire clan to become mates for their coming of age vampires and Dan is paired with Phil Warnings: blood...lots of blood

Cover not made by me. All credit goes to http://kaleidanscope.tumblr.com/ Co-written with: insertyoutuberquotehere Summary: Dan moved up to Manchester after his already successful parents got a promotion and moved to be closer to work. Dan is lonely seeing as his parents are always too busy for him. Since birth, he’s had a life plan that he is to follow exactly, though he wants to create his own future. He meets a really quiet kid, Phil, who never talks to anyone and is known as “Freaky Phil” by everyone in school. Dan decides to give the boy a chance, though Phil isn’t exactly the easiest person to talk to… Warnings: anxiety, mute, first-time (awkward) smut (later on and only once), mention of suicide of minor character (no actual suicide), and bullying. Let me know if I missed any!

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