Tom is a fucking idiot. Tord is too. What happens when they both want to die? I hate Dear Starboy and the TomTord ship, so here's my (improved) take on the tragic tale. Wonderful cover art by me (This is a parody of the popular Dear Starboy. Plot belongs to the original author. This is all meant to be taken as a joke, so don't get your panties in a twist.)

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This is a one shot book that is about Gordon Ramsay and various different foods. I know it is strange but you should just read it. The whole concept and title for this story came from @Thicc_Dicc So thank you and make sure you go follow them.