*Cover made by me* Do you like controversial topics, or existential crises? Then you will probably {hopefully} enjoy this. This is sort of a brain-dump-y book full of rants about how much the universe can suck sometimes and how humans have trashed our planet. Some of the theories in here might sound completely stupid to you, but I really don't care if I'm being honest here. I'm a hormonal teenager and my brain doesn't know how to function. If you like books related to this one, go look at the other two books that will be posted here, both by my friends @Gee_is_sassy and @Vin_Dusel.

[THIS IS A SAMPLE] Read the full story on Radish fiction. The link is in my Wattpad Bio. ---- Alexander isn't your typical nerd. He'll say what he wants, do what he wants, and verbally bash you while doing it. That's what Travis, a soccer player assigned to be tutored by Alexander, hates most about him. Confusing feelings, a drunken party, and a month of tutoring was all it took to get Travis to realize he was head over heels for the sharp-tongued Alex. Now, if only he knew where Alex's sarcasm switch was.

|Nerd Alert spin-off| Chris is anxious about taking his relationship with Alex to the next level, and Paul needs to learn a little more self-confidence. Read Wimp to get a more rounded ending for the story Nerd Alert.

Andrew, a twenty-six-year-old literature graduate, has been through more drama than many his age. From suffering obesity to arthritis, and then anorexia after drastic attempts to lose body fat, Andrew grows more conscious of his body. He shields himself from the rest of the world in a reserved cabin tucked away in a small town where he dwells in solitude and self-pity. But things can't stay the same forever and Andrew's carefully planned out walls fall around him with the arrival of his uncle's fiancee's son, Ethan. Ethan will more than disrupt Andrew's 'perfect' life. He'll also teach him the sole act of acceptance.

Leaving a body lifeless has it's perks, but killing sometimes isn't all it's cut out to be. For revenge is sweet, bittersweet. Things change once the young killer Gerard sets his sights on a certain dark haired boy called Frank Iero.... Contains: dark humour darker themes and violence Bla bla bla you know the drill just read it. FIRST FIC I COMPLETED SO IT NEEDS TO BE EDITED AND SPELL CHECKED AND ALL THAT!!!! Sorry

Draco Malfoy and Apple: A Cheesy (No, APPELY) Love Story Read at your own risk, very weird :P NO SPOILERS INCLUDED (Yay) Yes, I ship Drapple. Lol. DRAPPLE 2 OUT NOW! DRAPPLE 3 COMING SOON! Visit my profile for more information. DRAPPLE: THE MOVIE COMING SOON! Visit my profile for more information. ALL CHARECTERS AND PLACES BELONG TO JK ROWLING. I HAVE MADE UP THE STORY FOR HUMOR AND ENTERTAINMENT. THIS PLOT DOES NOT HAPPEN IN THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS AT ALL, IT IS JUST A FANFICTION.