A series of Pyrocynical x Reader oneshots. TAKING REQUESTS!

❝@alyssamonroe: DCUJEJFISJSNDHHIC I FUCKING HATE UNIVERSITY SOMETIMES❞ ❝@pyrocynical: @alyssamonroe NO ONE CARES MATE GET LAID❞ [ pyrocynical x oc social media] [ lower case intended ]

" You're my m8 " " Kinky. " " No, you asshole. "

In which a girl tries her best to write commentary crew and cancer crew oneshots

❝you're ducking and moving just to hide your bruising❞ Roman goes through a harsh breakup. Everything piles up on him and he finally breaks down under the pressure.

Reminder: this is pure bullshit I've written just for fun However, enjoy and keep in mind that I'm not responsible for occuring eye cancer in any way.