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"If you are reading this story on any other platform other than Wattpad you are very likely to be at risk of a malware attack. If you wish to read this story in it's original, safe, form, please go to Wattpad @jtoughkat. Thank you." 'In war they were born, in war they would perish' a quote of the Eodasen How to save a medieval magical world? Take four techno savvy 23rd century Earth girls, put them on said world. Tell them to save you. They were orphans, banded together as sisters they were all the family they needed. Fate saw fit to separate them in a new world, a world full of new dangers. Prepared for any eventuality except what they faced they each have to find a new way to be. Powerful enemies holding untold power and expectations from people claiming to be friends. The only thing they can trust in is their bond, yet even that seems separated by time and space.

A love like no other: book 1 Highest rank : #1 in vampire (21/1) #1 - WINNER of The craze Awards 2017 #2 - WINNER of The Purple Apple Awards 2017 # Favourite plot award WINNER - The hopeful Awards #1 - WINNER of The Majestic Awards What happens when the monster of your nightmares is your own blood? What happens when the person who is supposed to be a monster to the world becomes your hero?your savior? And what happens when you begin to fall in love with the monster who hates love and doesn't even know the meaning of it? Meet Elisa, a 17 year old girl who wanted nothing in life but the love she deserves. She runs away from home when she can't take the abuse of her brother anymore only to land in the arms of person, whom everyone fears in the world. Alec Kincaid, The King of Vampires. Emotionless, uncaring, unloving. He sought to find his beloved, his mate, his bride but not for happily ever after, it only happens in movies and in dreams. He only wants the power that comes if he is mated to his bride, nothing more. After he gets his powers, he doesn't want to do anything with her. But what happens when he begins to fall for his beloved?