Funny comebacks and insults

Full of funny comebacks and insults to use!!

Zion |✔️ {featured on Wattpad Talent Scouts}

Highest Rank: #1 in Werewolf | A Featured Wattpad Novel Her mate didn't want her, so the Alpha King claimed her. WARNING: multiple chapters are PRIVATE, meaning you must be a follower to read. Book One of the Broken Crown Series <><> "Zion is a breath of fresh air amongst the midst of werewolf stories... With no doub...

Agony (Wanda Maximoff)

//her world is no more// \\for her soul is as red as blood\\//and the balance in her heart tipped with death//\\her world is no more\\//for she is dead and gone//\\along with the soul of the one she once loved\\

Fractured {Wanda Maximoff}

Wanda Maximoff was many things: a twin, a sister, a girl with many undiscovered powers at her fingertips. But never call her an Avenger. They are to blame for her brother's death in their home of Sokovia. Having refused to stay in Avenger care, Wanda escaped their new facility. She now lays low, biding her time, simme...

The Eye

They call him, "The Eye." As in the center of the storm. The calm amidst the chaos. The perfect agent with no strings attached. That is, until he's given an assignment to work with the famous team called the avengers. Working with this team will bring back unwanted memories and a war with his past. A world he left lon...

Two of a Kind | Wanda Maximoff

After her life is destroyed by Ultron's attack on Sokovia, Wanda Maximoff feels lost until she meets Jemma Barnes, the wife of the woman who saved her life. Through their shared grief they form an unlikely bond and begin to heal, but when Wanda accidentally slips into Jemma's mind and witnesses a nightmare in which sh...

Tainted: Origins of a Psycho

*Prequel to She Belongs to Me* What makes a man into a monster? This is the story of how Vincent Graves came to be the psychopath we all know and love (or love to hate). Disclaimer: This story contains moments of intense violence. Reader discretion is advised.

His Kitten - Sebastian x Reader

First Book: His Kitten - Second Book: That Kitten, Kidnapped - Third Book: His Kitten, Falling Down First place in the Kuroshitsuji category in the 2014 AWA's I was a maid that was left behind in the middle of the night left with no place to stay, until I ran into a very dashing butler and his young lord. The butler's...

Black Butler/Kuroshitsuji 7 Minutes in Heaven

Another set for the 7 Minutes In Heaven game! A simple meeting in the closet in seven minutes can change everything! Even the unlikeliest of friends may change into the unexpected. Of course, who wouldn't turn down the offer of playing a game when there are pleasant-looking, marriageable bachelors surrounding you?

~Love Exists~ (Kuroshitsuji)

You and your friend are HUGE black butler fans. One day you decide to have a black butler marathon., yeah. Some real weird stuff happens.

Black butler boyfriend scenarios (REQUESTS OPEN/EDITING NOW)

Characters include Ciel, Alois, Sebastian, and Grell!

Black Butler Boyfriend/Girlfriend Scenarios

I refer to Grelle as a female in these scenarios hence why the title is Boyfriend/Girlfriend Scenarios not just boyfriend.

The World's Greatest Detective [ L x Reader ]

You are the world's greatest detective, even above L. Your abilities were only reserved if the world was to have another World War so, as a hobby, you are the top pop Idol known as, Akari Nakanishi. But soon your help is needed for a case and you meet the infamous L. THIS STORY HAS BEEN DEDICATED TO MY DEAR FRIEND, TW...

L LAWLIET X READER // ONE SHOT COLLECTION

Various romantic x reader oneshots about you and the worlds greatest detective. NSFW warning for some chapters **Most chapters are written from the perspective of a female reader** Status: Ongoing Ranked top ten in #oneshots

Death Note Imagines

a collection of death note imagines. all are taken from my former tumblr matt-jeevass.tumblr.com

✯Death Note Preferences✯{DISCONTINUED}

Preferences for the characters in death note. I'm currently doing; ➸ Light ➸ L ➸ Near ➸ Mello ➸ Matt (Bonus) ➸Misa ➸Beyond Please request preferences and give feedback ^-^' (EDIT: some of the A/N's are cringeworthy and you should ignore them to save my present self's embarrassment)

Black Butler Imagines

In any world, there are an infinite amount of choices and paths to travel and discover, chosen by you and those around you... Where will your path take you? *** Most oneshots in this book are my own work, and credit goes to those who request or give me inspiration. Requests are always open, day or night, and I'm alway...

Death Note Imagines

Just a bunch of Death Note imagines, preferences and one shots involving you and the boys. Enjoy [UNEDITED|STARTED 2017|COMPLETE 2021]

Fallen Angel (L Lawliet x reader) •Death Note [COMPLETED]

[WROTE WHEN I WAS LIKE 14 ITS REALLY BAD] He was an angel, a fallen angel. Sometimes you could just see his hidden wings appear behind him when he looked at you. His name was Lawliet. You loved him and always love to be around him, but you could still remember the smile on his face when he tore you apart. - Once you w...

Undead [Undertaker x Reader] • Kuroshitsuji

[BOOK 1/1] •DISCONTINUED• **I wrote this when I was like 14 it's so bad** (Note that this book will use the head cannon name Adrian Crevan and Grell is referred to as a trans woman because she is one and it's not that hard to not be transphobic) "So you're dead?" "But... I'm not?" The cloaked man leaned back in his c...

Lawliet X reader one-shots (Death Note) [COMPLETED]

ADVENTURETIMEFANTICS L X READER ONESHOT SERIES 1 BOOK 1 "They call me L, but you can call me tonight..." Various oneshots with L Lawliet, the worlds greatest detective. He's beauty, he's grace, he'll kick Kira in the face. Written in 2016 [UN-EDITED] [COMPLETED] [BOOK 1/3] NOTE: this is my first book in my very long...

More Lawliet x reader oneshots (Death Note) • [COMPLETED]

ADVENTURETIMEFANTICS L X READER ONESHOT SERIES 1 BOOK 2 More x reader oneshots about our lovely L Lawliet. Enjoy! Written in 2017 [BOOK 2/3] [UNEDITED] NOTE: this is my second book in my very long L oneshot book series. My newer stuff is much better if you don't like bad writing.

L Lawliet x reader oneshots 2 // Series 2 • DEATH NOTE [COMPLETED]

ADVENTURETIMEFANTICS L X READER ONESHOT SERIES 2 BOOK 2 [COMPLETED] [BOOK 2/3] Welcome to the 8th book I've written about L. ((Technically tenth but I've deleted one and another never got finished or published)) My obsession is getting wayyy out of hand lol. Same rules apply as last time. For those who are new the ru...

Case File: L Lawliet • L Lawliet x Reader

[Book 1/?] [unedited] You had known L since he arrived at the orphanage thanks to Mr Wammy telling you to make friends with him and show him around. But something about the boy made you curious. The two of you grew to be friends and detectives along the way, although L became the worlds greatest detective, surpassing...

Even more Lawliet x reader oneshots • Death Note [COMPLETED]

ADVENTURETIMEFANTICS L X READER ONESHOT SERIES 1 BOOK 3 Yet another oneshot book! I just really love this guy don't I? You know the drill, enjoy! Written in 2018 [UN-EDITIED] [BOOK 3/3] NOTE: this is my third book in my very long L oneshot book series.'. My newer stuff is much better if you don't like bad writing.

L Lawliet x Reader Oneshots 3 // Series 2 • Death Note [COMPLETED]

ADVENTURETIMEFANTICS L X READER ONESHOT SERIES 2 BOOK 3 You should know how it works by now I have way too many L books 😂. All rules and request info in the first post. Written 2019-2020 [BOOK 3/3] [UNEDITED] [COMPLETED]

Love sweet like sugar- lxreader

Ever wanted to date the words greatest detective L Lawliet! Well you can't but you can read and imagine it :) This is just oneshots so enjoy! Most of these were written a while ago so please mind the cringe. Votes, comments are very much appreciated! ⚠️TW// FEW ONESHOTS CONTAIN: SELF HARM, EATING DISORDERS; ANOREX...

Ethereal {L Lawliet x Reader} • Death Note [COMPLETED]

The Aether. The place where all the positive deities watch over the human realm. Gods and Goddesses roam the clouds and cathedrals day in day out, keeping humans safe from the heavens. The peace is broken when a rouge shinigami throws his notebook onto the human realm and a human with the desire to become a god picks...

OBSESSED

BOOK ONE of the Falling for a Muller series -(-)- her heart is on the mend, but his eyes are already set on her and he will stop at nothing to make her his. -(-)- "He was an inferno guaranteed to devour me, but, in this moment, I could imagine nothing better than becoming ash in his hands." 🖤 dark romance / thriller...

Possessive

"She was ready to leave me, but I wasn't ready to let her go" - In which a young man accumulates a dangerous obsession for his ex-girlfriend (BWWM) (Not accepting translations) ©DrizzyHayes_