They're worlds apart, and this isn't high school, so how the hell did a homeless female writer end up renting a billionaire's mansion? And - hold your breath - becoming his fake girlfriend? ➳ full blurb inside ➳ first reached #1 in humor on july 6, 2015 ➳ first reached #1 in business on august 29, 2023 ➳ winner of best humor book in the fiction awards 2016 ➳ featured by cadbury (marvellous creations) and secret lives of the americans (pivot) P.S. This is a SATIRICAL BILDUNGSROMAN. Proceed with caution. (cover by @glueeater)

Now available in paperback! "I LOVE IT!" - CarniaHolmes "I'm going to break your nose, because I don't like your face," Carter said. She pointed to Zac. "I'm going to dislocate your other shoulder, just to make them even." She cocked her head and gave the main guy a sickly sweet smile. "I'm going to break your wrist, taking away your baseball career. And finally you, Finch," she said, looking to the last guy. "I'm going to bust your ankle because I don't like the way you walk." She slid her hands into her pockets. "Now, how does that sound to all of you? And please feel free to look amused, skeptical or patronizing at this point. I'll have all the more fun wiping the expressions off your faces." Carter Owens, daughter of a Secret Service agent, is trained to disassemble any weapon, any situation, and anyone. Her biting sarcasm and razor-sharp mind make her impossible to beat in a word fight and when talking doesn't work, she uses her fists. She attends Hamilton Prep, Washington D.C.'s most prestigious high school, where everyone is related to someone in power, except her. When Hamilton Prep receives a flood of new students, Carter's role as social outcast changes when she makes two unexpected friends. Friends who are hiding a secret. As Carter uncovers the truth, she confronts challenges she is unequipped to handle and finds herself in a dangerous situation. For a girl trained to see everything, Carter never saw this coming. "This is one of those books that seem like it won't be really good, but then it's mindblowing-ly amazing and then you're questioning life =)" - rwrites07 "#rr for like the 10th time haha love this book" - tahls16 "I loved this book, it wasn't cringey cliche or stupid. I normally hate third person books but I loved this and all the characters, especially carter." - lenathedov Editor's Choice Talk of The Town #1 Teen Fiction, #1 Fiction #1 Love #1 Completed #1 New Adult #1 Friendship #1 Funny #1 Drama

NOTICE: First Three Chapters are free, and readable but the rest of the book can be bought online. Please follow @authorcr4vinz on Instagram to stay updated. And for any queries, @zcr4vinz@gmail.com "Don't Play Games With Me." He Whispers As He Pulls Me Onto His Lap. "I'm Not." I Bite My Lip. "Then Tell Me, Who You've Been Texting All Day." × × × Everybody wonders how I do it. How I love the most dangerous man on this planet. How I keep him mine with his wild looks, and handsome figure. When really, I didn't fall for him. . he fell for me. _____ Model in the cover: Instagram- _Amoafoa_ ❤❤ https://instagram.com/_amoafoa_?utm_source=ig_profile_share&igshid=17qgc9hx1nyly #41 in Romance 01/02/18 #21 in Romance 13/02/18 #18 in Romance 19/02/18 #6 in romance 26/03/18 #5 in Romance 02/04/18

Clarence is a shy girl with a dark past. Justin is a popular guy who everyone loves...well except the English teacher. After a run in Clarence cannot refuse Justin's request, and becomes an English tutor. ~ "What are we doing?" Her voice fanned across his neck as his hands slide around her waist with a tight hold. "Giving examples of verds." She could feel his smirk as his lips kissed her shoulder. ~ WOAH WOAH WOAH TOO FAR IN THE FUTURE TRY THIS ONE ~ " 'Oh my fucking god. This is not possible. Justin Smith cannot be on top of me.' She slowly took her arms away from him, and unlatched her left leg, as it tangled itself with his during the fall. " **TRIGGER WARNING-ABUSE/SEXUAL ASSAULT/BULLYING ARE ALL IN HERE** --Not as cheesy as it sounds, please give it a try, and I'll give you the best virtual cookie ever-- --#237 IN ROMANCE~ January 29, 2017-- --#322 IN ROMANCE~August 28, 2017-- --#431 IN ROMANCE~August 8, 2017--

Matt Espinosa isn't who he seems. He dates a lot of girls, and goes to a lot of party's.....but he hides a lot of secrets. Aria Johnson is exactly who she seems. She's a good girl who is ready to attend college and has everything ahead of her figured out. What if their worlds collide and Arias life gets caught up in his secrets? What if Matt reuses to let their worlds collide?

Georgia Waters is the new girl at school. She immediately makes new friends after standing up to the school bad boy; Matthew Espinosa. He uses every girl he gets the chance to use, and something is telling Georgia that she's the next victim. When he attempts to play her, will she play right back? Will one of these players meet their coach? Or will something unexpected happen...like love? Find out in Two Can Play at this This Game, a Matthew Espinosa FanFiction. All rights reserved. Quotes and ideas listed in this book are @fangirlwriter_'s unless stated. This book cannot be altered or duplicated. © Copyright 2016 (Yes I do know that this book isn't the best work in the world but please do try your best to enjoy the concept!) I'm in the process of editing! Also, find my book in different languages!

#53 in teen fiction. (4/10/2017) Quinn Skies, was non-trusting, lovable and quiet, she only wanted a few friends, no drama just a happy senior year. Andre Sanders, star football player and school hottie. He had his eye out for the new girl, his girl. And no one was going to get in his way of having her. Will Quinn and Andre become a couple like Andre wants? *Lots of drama, read at your own risk.* © All Rights Reserved, 2015. / / / COVER BY @mahgadahling

She's a badass.She's crazy,chatty and outgoing. She goes to parties and get drunk. Her parents are dead. She lives alone and she has her parents' money because they were rich. But when she moves to a new town she goes to school undercover as a nerd. She don't want other people to know that she is rich and don't want fake friends. She is nerd by day and badass by night. This is Nevaeh Adams. Meet Aiden Collins.He's a player, the popular guy and the quaterback. He gets everything and everyone he want. But when he discovers this small nerd's dirty little secret he starts to want her. What will happen with this two?? Read the story and find out..

Cassidy is the classic nerd at her high school. She lives in a shelter with a tragic past that replays in her dreams. Ayden is the boxer who train his life to be one, he is the bad boy also and nobody corrects him besides his family. What are the odds of differences attract. Or not....