NONE of the characters except Lily are mine, Lanna actually belongs to xOhSoCrazyx, but she requested that I write Lanna's story. Romulus is co-owned by the both of us. This is another that I will begin updating again once I get my Harry Potter books back from my friend.

All I wanted from Severus Snape was the same father, daughter relationship that I see my friends have with theirs…was that too much to ask? Apparently so…

Do you have a death wish? Ever wanted to know how to piss off the members of the Harry Potter cast? Well now you know! 30 failproof ways to piss off Volde-er, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, Snape, Malfoy Jr. and Sr., Bellatrix, the Golden Trio, Umbridge, and many more. :)

I own none of the characters except Snape's little girl and Romulus. All credit goes to J.K. Rowling for the others, and by the way, if you are an IAmSeverusSnape fan, don't freak out, I have her permission to do this ;) The cover is done by IAmSeverusSnape and she did an amazing job! FORMERLY DOUBLE AGENT LITTLE SNAPE - new title by xOhSoCrazyx, who owns Lanna.