(Completed, for impatient readers!) In which a quiet girl swoons for a loud mouthed boy, who wants nothing to do with her. A clown makes it impossible to avoid her any longer though. -- -- -- -- -- "Do you ever think before you speak?" "do i ever what before i what now"

❝did you just call me your girlfriend?❞ ❝are you shitting me? i just saved you from a blood thirsty clown and that's what you're worried about?❞ ✧ [based on the 2017 movie with inspiration from the 1990 movie and the book as well] ✧ UNDER EDITING

His one night stands never leave him. ✖️ dark!luke {lophie short story} ©loudluke