If u have come across this, u should know what you have gotten yourself into. Welcome to a world of randomness. May I interest you in a complementary tomahto? (Yes, I know I spelled it wrong. It's on purpose.) If not, could you click the orange READ button anyway? P.S. You do not have to be a dummy to read this.

This is a mixture of multiple texts. Some I have done and others I have found I hope you enjoy.